The Giant Squid's Numero Uno Favorite Turkey Day Treat (as narrated by Rob Miller)
Taking a one-week break from our Radial Symmetry story, this week in the Giant Squid his loyal assistant Rob relates how to prepare the squid's favorite holiday meal: Turdogducken.
Rob here. Lord A is totally sorta kinda on the mend. It was close there for awhile and I wasn't sure if he was gonna kick the bucket of oblivion or what, but now what with Devo patching his shit up and whatever it looks like he'll pull through. But y'know he still isn't exactly, like, one hundred percent, so I'm takin' the reins on his Turkey Day column this year.
If he were here--I mean, he's here, he isn't dead or anything. He is, like, actually, totally about two feet from me right now. But he's out of it is all I'm sayin'. Dead to the world, but not dead as a doornail or whatever. If he were less out of it, he'd be spewing all sorts of freaky shit about cannibal pilgrims chowing down on zombie indians and floating monsters or whatever.
I don't know what he'd want me to tell you, so I'm just gonna give you the lowdown on his total-fave Thanksgiving Day treat: Turdogducken.
He made me make this for him this one time, and I didn't exactly jot down the recipe for later or anything, but the experience is pretty much totally seared into my brain, so I'm pretty sure this is basically spot on.