Ask the Giant Squid: Plumbing the Mind of My George Double-Yew
Squid,
All President Bush did to get us started killing and being killed was order our men and women to Iraq. Why can't he follow public opinion and simply order them home now?
l19segelboot@yahoo.com
Old Walking Man
Kenn Barrett
Ken,
Previously, I would have replied "George Double-Yew can do no such thing because I now keep him stored in a Cabinet in my Water-tight Ovular Office." Now, in the wake of his co-treachery, I can say only that the buck has forcible passed itself from me, and I cannot longer say why George Double-Yew now does that which he does do.
Nonetheless, I Remain,
Your Giant Squid