The Sarcastic Sex-toy Blog
A group of women stand-up comics in NYC run this blog (with special guest comedian commentators) in which they mock ridiculous sex-toys and the ridiculous ad copy that comes with them.
A sample:
The Kobe Tai Ultra Realistic Vibrating Vagina offers the following:
Molded directly from the Asian princess herself, Kobe Tai's pussy is a sight to behold. Made from ultra realistic material, this pussy expands to give every man a perfect fit. Multi-speed vibrations are controlled by the power pack.
However, I must object to the characterization of this mere facsimile vagina as "ultra realistic." While Kobe Tai's actual vagina vibrates at 40 Hz, this vagina vibrates at an unacceptable 26 Hz.
Additionally, Kobe Tai's real life vagina takes C batteries, not AAs.
And this is actually mostly safe for work. There are very few pictures.