Ask the Giant Squid: Damned Paparazzi!
dear mr. squid
my name is christie my teacher wants to know how they know u are real since theycant take pictures i told them u squirt them and then swim away iam i right?
love christie
Christie,
My dear, you are indeed generally correct. I savor little the attentions of the paparazzi. Nonethelesser, you ask, and you do recieve
Look upon my visage in holy dread!
Yours,
the Giant Squid