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Rasputin's Dingus on Display Again

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Yahoo! News - Mad monk's member features big in Russian erotica museum

I'm a little weirded out by the fact that Rasputin's shlang appears to be circumcised. Is that common with Sexfreaky Eastern Orthodox Monks, or simply a shriveled foreskin owing to pickling?

Also, I really like saying "pickled penis," and am working on constructions to replace "Great Zombie Jesus!" as an exclamation. Please post your suggestions below.

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Comments

I saw this a few days ago, and really want to know a) who the woman is and 2) does she know she's been replicated a million times around the world sizing up a pickled penis?

By, Christ, look at the wang! The thing's as big as her arm. Is there any possibility at all that she's thinking anything other than "that's a big fucking wang!"

By, Christ, look at the wang! The thing's as big as her arm. Is there any possibility at all that she's thinking anything other than "that's a big fucking wang!"

By, Christ, look at the wang! The thing's as big as her arm. Is there any possibility at all that she's thinking anything other than "that's a big fucking wang!"