It's summer and we've run out of news, so instead we'll read this story about how rich twats are still getting away with murder.
telegraph.co.uk | Party-loving parentsDon't be fooled by the air of respectability - more and more middle-class parents now get up to all sorts of illegal activity after putting the children to bed. Charlotte Edwardes on the new face of Britain's drug problem...
As the trend for having children later in life continues, some parents are finding it more difficult to abandon the carefree debauchery of their youth. They refuse to jettison their previous life of cocktails, parties and powdered drugs just because they have entered their late thirties and early forties and taken on the responsibilities of school fees and sleepovers. These parents see no reason for their newly responsible status to cramp the irresponsible behaviour they have long enjoyed. That, their reasoning goes, is why you hire a nanny....
On the morning that she speaks to me, Jones has slept in while the au pair walked the children to their private school, via a local café where they ate breakfast. She lives in an area popular with media people (it's close to the BBC), politicians (David Cameron lives a few streets away), writers, actors and musicians. Front doors are painted in Farrow & Ball colours and the gardens are tastefully tended. It screams middle class. But the modern kitchen of Jones's Edwardian house is still scattered with the debris of last night's dinner party. On the sideboard, ready for the dishwasher, are lipstick-stained red-wine glasses. The cleaner is scraping the contents of eight untouched pudding bowls into the bin. On the table, next to overflowing ashtrays, is subtle evidence of the post-main course debauchery: two CDs covered in specks of white powder. Jones says this is not a regular event. 'Maybe twice a month. I have a rule - I'm always in bed with a Valium and a camomile tea by three o'clock.
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