September 06, 2008

Mojonauts:  David Erik Nelson Needs Your HELP!

David Erik Nelson (of Poor Mojo's Giant Squid Fame -- http://www.squid.poormojo.org) has had the good fortune to learn that his novelette, "Tucker Teaches the Clockies to Copulate," has been recommended for a Nebula Award.  This story details what happens when a crippled, alcoholic Confederate veteran living in the Utah Territory teaches clockwork robots to have sex.  I am confident that, after reading the above description, your impressions of the story are entirely accurate.

In order to progress from simply being nominated to being listed on the preliminary ballot (and thus one step closer to winning!), the story needs to be recommended by at least 10 Active SFWA members.  Members can get a free electronic copy of the story at the "Newly Added Online" page in the members-only section of the SFWA website.  Additionally Chris Cevasco, the editor of Paradox magazine (which published "Tucker Teaches the Clockies to Copulate" this past spring), is offering any Active SFWA member a free copy of the issue featuring the novelette.  If you've never read Paradox, snap up this chance for a free issue.  Cevasco's is a very tight magazine, and this particular issue has several especially good stories.  Contact Chris at editor@paradoxmag.com to get your copy.  

So, IF you're a member of the SFWA, and IF you go and get a copy of "Tucker Teaches the Clockies to Copulate," and IF you then read it and think it deserves a shot at a Nebula Award, then please contact the good folks at the Nebula Awards (http://www.nebulaawards.com/) and give "Tucker" your recommendation as well.  Thank you, and goodnight.

The 65 mpg Ford the U.S. Can't Have

ecocar.jpgvia | BusinessWeek | The 65 mpg Ford the U.S. Can't Have
Ford's Fiesta ECOnetic gets an astonishing 65 mpg, but the carmaker can't afford to sell it in the U.S.

If ever there was a car made for the times, this would seem to be it: a sporty subcompact that seats five, offers a navigation system, and gets a whopping 65 miles to the gallon. Oh yes, and the car is made by Ford Motor (F), known widely for lumbering gas hogs.

Ford's 2009 Fiesta ECOnetic goes on sale in November. But here's the catch: Despite the car's potential to transform Ford's image and help it compete with Toyota Motor (TM) and Honda Motor (HMC) in its home market, the company will sell the little fuel sipper only in Europe. "We know it's an awesome vehicle," says Ford America President Mark Fields. "But there are business reasons why we can't sell it in the U.S." The main one: The Fiesta ECOnetic runs on diesel.

Automakers such as Volkswagen (VLKAY) and Mercedes-Benz (DAI) have predicted for years that a technology called "clean diesel" would overcome many Americans' antipathy to a fuel still often thought of as the smelly stuff that powers tractor trailers. Diesel vehicles now hitting the market with pollution-fighting technology are as clean or cleaner than gasoline and at least 30% more fuel-efficient.

Yet while half of all cars sold in Europe last year ran on diesel, the U.S. market remains relatively unfriendly to the fuel. Taxes aimed at commercial trucks mean diesel costs anywhere from 40 cents to $1 more per gallon than gasoline. Add to this the success of the Toyota Prius, and you can see why only 3% of cars in the U.S. use diesel. "Americans see hybrids as the darling," says Global Insight auto analyst Philip Gott, "and diesel as old-tech."

America will give in. The Germans will see to it. They are building factories here and, by God, you will drive a clean diesel car. And it will have better tailpipe-emissions than your gasoline car.

FreakAngels: Episode 0026

fa0026.JPGFreakAngels: Episode 0026

FREAKANGELS is a free, weekly, ongoing comic written by Warren Ellis and illustrated by Paul Duffield.


Propaganda Part Two: The Liberals

Living Down to Expectations | Views | TheRoot.com

So, last night David Frum made the argument that conservatives needed to learn to deal with the press. His argument was that if the press was handled with more care and precision, conservatives could build enough political capital with elites so that their relationship could weather bad times as well as good.

I questioned the main premise of this argument: that political messages are already perfect, and that intellectually honest engagement with the press and other elites is only necessary insofar as it smoothes out the process of communicating those messages.

My counter argument was: conservatives need to engage in honest debate with opponents so that they can improve their ideas, not just their chances of ramming those ideas down the throats of the American public.

Well, today I read the above article on The Root, which talks about the collapse of Kwame Kilpatrick's administration in Detroit. While it is difficult to easily quote the article, the following gives you a glimpse of what the author argues:

But the honeymoon didn't last long. Soon reporters were swooning when he lied about buying his wife a Lincoln Navigator with city money. In early 2005, it could've been a one-day story about the $25,000 vehicle—if the mayor hadn't lied about it. Everyone could have kept it moving to deal with the bigger issues, namely the city's finances. The storyline about his cherry-red Navigator carried on for more than a week, and that symbolism would stick.

Basically, Natalie Moore makes Frum's exact same case, except replace George Bush with Kwame Kilpatrick, and replace "Conservatives" with "Black Politicians." Again, the argument is that if Mr. Kilpatrick had engaged the press in a reasonable and fair way, then his scandals would have not been so pronounced, and he would have been able to execute his terms as mayor with more success.

Again, the bottom line of this article is not that the message is bad, just that the messenger is flawed.

But look at the above example: Mr. Kilpatrick robbed the city treasury. This is the message that Ms. Moore thinks better press management would have finessed. It seems fairly explicit in this article that Moore believes that, if Kilpatrick had not worn a diamond earring, the press would have allowed him to steal that SUV for his wife.

Likewise, with Mr. Frum, if Bush had held more press conferences, then the press and the public would have been cheering him all the way through this terrible war.

And again, I say, Political Persuasion is not the answer. America's problems aren't the result of "bad messaging strategies" or a failure to properly pay our respects to elite opinion.

America's problems are defined by an excess of bad, stupid, inbred, no good thinking. America's leaders have bad ideas, and then they blithely cram those ideas down the throats of the public and the media, and when both groups choke and spit the ideas back up, America's leaders complain that it is all a PR problem, or that Elites are picking on them.

This is not a PR PROBLEM. This is an INTELLECTUAL PROBLEM.

Mr. Kilpatrick and Mr. Bush both needed to have an open discussion with their friends AND their opponents about how to proceed. The goal of that discussion would be to develop understandings between opposing views, and ultimately to seek common ground. Truly inspired leadership of this sort should guide a discussion that discovers ideas hidden from everyone before the discussion began, revealing deeper truths inaccessible by any one person or group alone.

Discussion and debate should produce NEW KNOWLEDGE, not just EXERT POWER.

No body said that this would be an easy task, or that everyone would or should always play nice as the process unfolded. It is also true that this process is slow, and very often frustrating.

But there really isn't any alternative. This goes back to my post about the John Stewart/Chris Matthews fight. What was at issue there was the sense that Chris limited his vision of political discourse to power politics and John wanted to move us toward (or return us to) a discussion that ennobled us, that struggled toward truth, and that created in as many American's as possible a sense of shared values and a communal direction.

Such an enlightened conversation doesn't have to be a liberal or conservative idea. It should and could be the level playing field upon which those opposing views of government could fairly interact.

But right now, as I see it, both sides have come together and agreed only on one thing: that truth is subordinate to power.

I don't care if this is an old idea, or an obvious one. It needs to be said again and again.

So, I will. Here's a slogan to put on the bumper of your car:

Discussion and debate should produce NEW KNOWLEDGE, not just EXERT POWER.

McCain's people trying to fire senator in charge of investigating Palin

Team McCain and the Trooper | Print Article | Newsweek.com



In a move endorsed by the McCain campaign Friday, John Coghill, the GOP chairman of the state House Rules Committee, wrote a letter seeking a meeting of Alaska's bipartisan Legislative Council in order to remove the Democratic state senator in charge of the so-called "troopergate" investigation.


Coghill charged that the senator, Hollis French, had "politicized" the probe by making a number of public comments in recent days, including telling ABC News that Palin had a "credibility problem" and that the investigation into the firing of public safety commissioner Walter Monegan was "likely to be damaging to the administration" and could be an "October surprise." Wrote Coghill: "The investigation appears to be lacking in fairness, neutrality and due process."


The investigation, authorized by the Legislative Council last July, revolves around charges that Palin abused her power by embroiling the governor's office in a bitter family feud involving her ex-brother in law, a state trooper named Mike Wooten. Specifically, the council is investigating whether Palin fired Monegan when he refused to dismiss Wooten (who at the time was involved in an ugly custody battle with Palin's sister) after getting repeated complaints about him from the governor and her husband, Todd Palin. (Among the allegations that were raised against Wooten by Palin's sister: he had Tasered his ten-year-old stepson and shot a moose without a permit.) Palin has denied wrongdoing; Monegan has said he believes his firing was connected to his refusal to fire Wooten.

Bobcats occupy foreclosed house

With homeowner in doghouse, bobcats move in - Los Angeles Times




I admit, that is a worst-case scenario for suburban vacancy that I never imagined. Kudos, nature, you have won again.



With real estate values plummeting and foreclosed homes sitting empty, a family of bobcats apparently decided the time was right to pounce.


So last week, they slipped out of the parched foothills of Lake Elsinore and into a spacious, vacant home in well-groomed Tuscany Hills.


Residents of the development got their first look Aug. 27 when the feline squatters -- at least two adults and three kittens -- lolled atop a wall outside the Spanish-style house.

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Biden calls the Republicans out

Talking Points Memo | Joe




I am oddly excited for the vice-presidential debates, if the Republicans let Palin debate that is . . .

Ain't no racist like an Alaska racist

sambo2.jpg'Cause Alaska racists are completely unselfconscious.

LA Progressive | Alaskans Speak (In A Frightened Whisper): Palin Is “Racist, Sexist, Vindictive, And Mean”

“So Sambo beat the bitch!”

This is how Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin described Barack Obama’s win over Hillary Clinton to political colleagues in a restaurant a few days after Obama locked up the Democratic Party presidential nomination.

According to Lucille, the waitress serving her table at the time and who asked that her last name not be used, Gov. Palin was eating lunch with five or six people when the subject of the Democrat’s primary battle came up. The governor, seemingly not caring that people at nearby tables would likely hear her, uttered the slur and then laughed loudly as her meal mates joined in appreciatively.

“It was kind of disgusting,” Lucille, who is part Aboriginal, said in a phone interview after admitting that she is frightened of being discovered telling folks in the “lower 48” about life near the North Pole.

Then, almost with a sigh, she added, “But that’s just Alaska.”

Sen. Biden: Gov. Palin, did you call my running mate "Sambo?"

Gov. Palin: Uh, no. I said, "Rambo," and you must admit, Sen. Obama bears a striking resemblance to Sylvester Stallone.

O'bama on O'Reilly

YouTube - Barack Obama Interview With Bill O'Reilly Sept 4, 2008 - FNC

When I'd heard that these two fine Irish lads were going to rough it up together on Cpt. O'Reilly's show, I quickly determined I'd never watch it. Watching that bully abuse the good will of his guests for profit makes me sick and sad every time. But Fritz's post, below, got me searching on Youtube. I'm glad.

O'bama really rides the snake, here, and its worth watching to see how well he keeps his cool and how, instead of "staying on message" (which is not just a hateful phrase that's entered the common parlance, but also a hateful kind of belligerence that's solidified its hold in the national discourse), he keeps twisting in order to move the conversation forward. This is the thing that I want to see in a President, and haven't in 8 years: A drive to move forward and get through shit, rather than a bullheaded determination to stay the course and let the crew starve as the ship bobs in the Horse Latitudes. I also like that O'Reilly applauded O'bama's perspicacity.

Bravo to Fritz for turning my heart instead of turning my ankles. I hope this fine lad from Kilkenny takes it all the way come November.

UPDATED: Why Propaganda Fails In The End

David Frum's Diary on National Review Online

You should read David Frum's article on why Sarah Palin needs to engage with the press and accept interview requests. He argues to conservatives that the Republican tendency to reject the media and broader "elite" opinion is the primary cause of the Bush Failure.

The short version is that by rejecting elite opinion, and rejecting elite gatekeepers, the Bush administration lost all authoritative friends outside of their immediate sphere, and therefore when they needed to persuade a skeptical public, there was no outside authority to help them along.

As he says:

Speaking directly to the people works when the people are intensely engaged. But big publics pay only intermittent attention to politics and policy. When that attention is diverted, specialists and enthusiasts reclaim their usual disproportionate impact.

I think this is a good first step, in terms of conservative self-assessment, but I don't think it goes far enough.

Implicit in Frum's argument, still, is what I find implicit in too many rhetoricians sense of persuasion: that ultimately it is about wielding power. Even here, Frum is advocating a play-nice strategy with elites so that they will be on your side when the chips are down.

But this presupposes that the message is fine, and it only needs to be carried by the correct messenger for it to exert power over the electorate. In this sense, any message will do, so long as the recipient hears it from the right person in the right way.

I reject this premise, and my case example is Colin Powell. Powell was exactly the sort of respected elite who appeared to be outside of the immediate Bush-Cheney sphere. So, when he went to the UN, he was able to ram the Iraq war home the last ten yards based purely on his position as a trusted semi-outside and not on the actual merits of the case. He played along the way that Frum wants of other elites, but in this case it wasn't because the Bush Admin played nice with Powell, it appears instead that he did it as a last act of loyalty to the office of the President.

That act has basically destroyed a huge portion of his reputation.

Most messengers would never do that. A radioactive message remains so, no matter who carries it, and while elite sympathy (as with Powell) can sometimes carry the message a little bit further, and thus exert power, this is a very limited and self-destructive view of the persuasive process.

Republicans say "elite" but really they mean "anyone who disagrees with me." And this is not just where the ability to wield rhetorical power collapses, as Frum argues. But worse, this is where the entire intellectual enterprise of conservatism collapses.

Here's the deal that Frum doesn't get: we engage contrary views in order to develop our own ideas. Engaging critical inquiry isn't just an exercise in polite discourse with the goal of building political capital. It's the legislative, academic, intellectual process.

When you don't talk to people who disagree with you, your brain becomes a hot house flower. When the greenhouse cracks, your ideas die.

This is why the Rovian strategy could never build a true long-term majority. It had no compromises, it never evolved. Rove (and his predecessors) put conservatism into a box, and turned a movement into a fad.

This is why Obama was so good on O'Reilly last night. He drew strength from Papa Bear's belligerence, he drew out Bill's anger, and he developed common ground. This doesn't just flatter Bill, though. It also improves Obama.

That's why Obama has a shot at re-shaping the electorate in a way that Rove never had. We can't let our ideas of rhetoric be dominated by simplistic Platonic notions of a perfect message always in search of just the right messenger. Instead, we have to recognize debate as the place where ideas are formed instead of the place where ideas go to war.

UPDATE: David Frum Responds:

From David Frum.

You write:

Here's the deal that Frum doesn't get: we engage contrary views in order to develop our own ideas. Engaging critical inquiry isn't just an exercise in polite discourse with the goal of building political capital. It's the legislative, academic, intellectual process.

Of course I do get that. Political decision-making requires critical inquiry. But even the wisest decisions will never command unanimous assent. Once the decision is made, there is then required an effort of political persuasion. That's when political communication steps in. And my point is that intelligent communication succeeds better in the long run (even in the medium term) than sloganeering.

I RESPOND:

Well, the important point is that whether he gets this or not, the nuance was missing from his article, and it's an important nuance. It seems implicit in this quick response that he thinks this idea is obvious and goes without saying (I take this implication from his use of the phrase: "of course I do get that" which seems like a condescending head pat). But if this is such an obvious observation, why do we see the idea put into practice so rarely?

My experience teaching has taught me that nothing goes without saying.

I'm also resistant, still, to the idea of "political communication" stepping in. Whenever I hear a phrase like that, I feel like the person who wants to make a change is really just getting tired of debate and wants to bring out the brick bats finally. It's the shift from meaningful discussion back to rhetoric as an exertion of power. However, I do recognize that building consensus is a long, arduous process where ideas evolve and change, and that can often seem to be too long a process when big issues are at stake. But I think the problem in America could hardly be described as Too Much consensus building.

September 05, 2008

Samantha Bee on Bristol's....decision?

Samantha Bee on Bristol's....decision? - Feministing



Target Women: Sarah Palin

Sarah on Sarah action. - Feministing


Sarah Haskins vs Sarah Palin!




Photo Gallery: The 2008 political conventions

The 2008 political conventions of the United States - The Big Picture - Boston.com


There are some really amazing photos in here.



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Unemployment hits 5-year high

Bloomberg.com: Worldwide





Payrolls fell by 84,000 in August, and revisions added another 58,000 to job losses for the prior two months, the Labor Department said today in Washington. The jobless rate jumped to 6.1 percent, matching the level of September 2003, from 5.7 percent the prior month.


Workforce reductions at companies from UAL Corp. to Gannett Co. are adding to the woes of Americans hurt by lower home values, scarcer credit and higher prices. The report may fuel concern that consumer spending, the biggest part of the economy, will decline and bring the expansion to a halt. Stock-index futures dropped and Treasury notes climbed.

McCain's awful convention speech

Talking Points Memo | McCain's Speech


Poorly written and badly delivered.



Republican backdrop is Water Reed Middle School, not the Water Reed medical center

Talking Points Memo | Mystery Solved!




It looks like someone was a bit hasty in their google image search.



I'm surprised this hadn't occurred to me. But several readers have suggested that perhaps one of the tech geeks charged with setting up the audio/visual bells and whistles for the evening was tasked with getting pictures of Walter Reed Army Medical Center but goofed and got this instead. At first I thought, No, that's ridiculous. This is a major political party with big time professionals putting this together. Nothing is left to chance. I mean, is this the RNC or a scene out Spinal Tap or Waiting for Guffman? I still have a bit of a hard time believing they're quite that incompetent. But when you figure in what appears to be the utter lack of any logic for this school being behind McCain and the fact that it has 'Walter Reed' in its name, I'm really not sure you can discount this possibility.

Norm Macdonald's midget sex story

Norm Macdonald's midget sex story



House of Leaves Pancakes

xkcd - A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language - By Randall Munroe




This man knows where my heart lives. And apparently that is inside a twisting maze in a murderhouse in New England, perhaps being pursued by a minotaur.

September 04, 2008

Rage Against The Machine a capella at the RNC protests

Rage Against the Machine a'Capela



Daily Show Flashback: Biden in 2004

The Daily Show - Finding Memo




Biden comes in at about 4:30 and man, I really can't wait for the VP debates now.

Warren Ellis on Star Trek

From his email list:



I sat down in front of a bit of an episode of a Star Trek
thing the other day, and in those zoned-out ten minutes,
two things occurred to me:


Why did no-one stick warp engines on huge fucking
missiles and just fire them at Earth? Seriously,
what're you going to do when two thousand missiles
the size of asteroids pop out of warp two hundred
feet overhead? Nothing.


And why do you never hear this? "Lock on to the
roof of those bastards' bridge and beam it into
cargo bay one. Let's see the ridge-headed fuckers
chew vacuum for a while." Or even "lock onto
their warp core and beam it into space." Or even
"lock on to the opposing ship's captain and beam
him directly into his weapons officer's boots. Keep
the screen on, I want to see the shitbags go splat."


I could totally run a spaceship.


I have been drinking.

Michael Moore to release next film for free online

Michael Moore to release new film online for free - Yahoo! News



The film, "Slacker Uprising," follows Moore's 62-city tour during the 2004 election to rally young voters. It will be available for three weeks as a free download to North American residents, beginning Sept. 23. An official announcement of the film is planned for Friday.


Moore said he considered releasing "Slacker Uprising" theatrically as "Michael Moore's big election year movie" as he did with 2004's "Fahrenheit 9/11," which was highly critical of President Bush.


Instead, Moore opted for a symbol of gratitude to his fans as he approaches the 20th anniversary of his first film, 1989's "Roger & Me."


"I thought it'd be a nice way to celebrate my 20th year of doing this," Moore said. "And also help get out the vote for November. I've been thinking about what I want to do to help with the election this year."

Sarah Palin supports chasing wolves with airplanes and shooting them

What's aerial wolf gunning, and why does vice presidential Sarah Palin support the practice? - By Samantha Henig - Slate Magazine


Remember: Wolves don't hunt or attack humans.



An aerial wolf-gunning team typically consists of two people—one to fly the plane, and one to shoot the animals. Former crop sprayers tend to make good pilots because they are used to flying close to the ground. Airborne hunters tend to fly single-engine Super Cub planes at very low speeds and at altitudes of less than 100 feet—sometimes swooping down to 10 to 15 feet above the ground. But flying so slow and low can be dangerous, and there have been a number of reported deaths in recent years as a result. Helicopters have the benefit of being able to hover very close to the ground, but they're prohibitively expensive for private pilots. (A small helicopter might cost as much as four times more than a Super Cub.) This past spring, the Alaska Department of Fish and Game lent its helicopters and employees to the predator-control effort.


There are two methods for making a kill during an aerial hunting expedition: Either you shoot the wolf while airborne or you track the animal from above, then land and shoot it from the ground. Legal limits on "land and shoot" hunting have been far less stringent: For many years after shooting from the air was outlawed, anyone with a hunting or trapping license could practice "land and shoot," provided he or she walked a certain distance from his plane before opening fire. Current rules in Alaska require a delay between landing an aircraft and killing an animal: In most cases, hunters must wait until 3 the following morning before they can get started.



I wonder how much CO2 this dumps into the atmosphere?

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Obama asks press to stop attacking Palin's kids, focus on issues

Obama says Palin's family off limits - CNN.com





"Let me be as clear as possible," Obama said. "I think people's families are off-limits, and people's children are especially off-limits. This shouldn't be part of our politics. It has no relevance to Gov. Palin's performance as governor or her potential performance as a vice president."


Obama said reporters should "back off these kinds of stories" and noted that he was born to an 18-year-old mother.


"How a family deals with issues and teenage children, that shouldn't be the topic of our politics, and I hope that anybody who is supporting me understands that's off-limits."

Who doesn't love buttons?

Custom Buttons | Promotional Buttons | Pinback Buttons


Linking to this for my own records as they have really great prices on buttons.

The Vegetarian's 100

Tigers & Strawberries -- The Vegetarian Hundred


There was an "Omnivore's 100" going around a few weeks ago. It was a list of the 100 foods every omnivore should try. I almost linked to it back then, but as I'm a vegetarian I got bored with it, and I saw veal on it and veal is gross. To me. Others like it, so whatever. But this is more interesting to me.


The vegetarian 100. The idea is this: you take the list and bold or star or italicize or whatever the things you have eaten, and then you make plans to eat the rest. Please leave a comment to your annotated list, or just annotate it yourself in our comment section.


My copy is after the jump.


(via the Accidental Hedonist)


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The Daily Show: Playing the gender card

Think Progress -- Jon Stewart mocks how O’Reilly’s opinion on teen pregnancy ‘gestated over a period of months.’




Awesome.