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     <title>Poor Mojo's Almanac(k) #381</title>
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     <description>Who is the sad monkey with the socket in his brain?</description>
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       <title>Fiction: "I, Panderer"</title>
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	<description>(by Larry Gaffney)     I was part of a crew that sold sex gadgets and erotic lubricants.  Our clients were stores like Adult World and Lusty Life Book Shop.  Jack Tanner, the sales manager, was a functioning alcoholic and also a sadist.  "I'm a practicing sadist," he would often say, apropos of nothing in particular.  . . . (click for more)</description>
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       <title>Poetry: "Invalid Geometry"</title>
       <link>http://www.poetry.poormojo.org</link>
	<description>(by Ray Sikes)          I told you to meet me     On the other side of town     Where nobody knew us. . . . (click for more)</description>
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       <title>Rant: "The Flood(A Poor Mojo's Monstrously Bad Sex Rant Contest Notable Entry)"</title>
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	<description>(by Nino Campos)     After two months of dating and putting up with Mari, my patience was wearing thin.  Her being a virgin had not sounded so bad at first.  I could break her, I thought.  But of course, things usually never sound as bad until you're actually in the situation.  I tried so many damn times to just "accidentally" slip myself within her.  Several make-out sessions would lead to oral play and so many times I thought that this was it.  I'm going to be SO IN!  She wouldn't be able to hold back like me and she would give in to letting me be in her holiest of holies.   . . . (click for more)</description>
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       <title>Giant Squid: "Ask the Giant Squid: Everyone Has Advice For The Monkey-Headed Lady"</title>
       <link>http://www.squid.poormojo.org</link>
	<description>Dear Mr. Squid,  I's wondering if it's OK to be all dreamin' 'bout touchin' on a lady with a monkey head.  Not  a monkey lady, just a regular lady with a monkey head.  Love, Someone You Don't Know Who At All    Dearest Unnamed Boy,  In the case that you are unaware, everyone seems to believe that he is a fully vested and qualified advice columnist.  Even afore I had done more than tapped out the above greeting, unrequested advice was buffeting me.  "Maybe you should say, you know, like, 'Unnamed Person," my lab assistant, Rob, did opine. He then glanced over his shoulder, looking through the arched doorway to where young Trael sat upon the sofa of the lab's Recreation Room, watching his brot . . . (click for more)</description>
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       <description>The Finest Poetry, Prose, Rantings and Architeuthic Wisdom in the Colonies or Abroad!</description>
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