Chimp and Bulldog Compete in sit up contest!
via omg! blog
via omg! blog
This is the best part of the article on SFGate about the new Wild about Otters exhibit at the Monterey Bay Aquarium:
"I need to kiss that otter," yelled 2 1/2-year-old Liliana Mendoza of San Jose.
Watch the whole thing; the cutest part is towards the very end!
I want to pretend that I am the giant asteroid worm from Empire and put this cookie on my tongue. I'll do all the dialogue about Mynocks and "This is no cave!" with the cookie in my mouth, so it'll sound more like "Thith ith no caaath!" and then in a startling rewrite to the original script, the Millenium Cookie Falcon will fail to escape from the monster and I will chem and swallow the fastest cookie ship in the glaxay, along with its droid, human and wookie passengers.
This means that they will never fall into Darth Vader's trap at Bespin's Cloud City, and that Luke will never have a reason to leave Yoda's training early. Sure, his friends and sister will die, but at least there won't be any need to go chill with Ewoks.
That's a pretty dog. Looks a lot like my old mutt.
I present the winner of the longest Adorable Battle Royal!!!
if you have any adorable entries you'd like to have compete in a cuddly, nonviolent, cute way, let me know!
The Life of Riley
Can you imagine saying, oh yes, but that happened 80 years ago? Or yeah, I was seven like a hundred years ago. No, really.
Olive has some amazing stories and I hope she posts frequently. The one I just read was that she had a couple of rotten teeth when she was pretty young, maybe late 20s, 30s and she went to the dentist and because she didn't want her teeth drilled on and didn't want to be bothered going back and forth to the dentist, she made him pull all her teeth out, all at once, with no painkillers.
Olive: Oh, really?
Seniors at a retirement community realized, "Hey, those Wii's we got for our grandkids are pretty cool. We want them too!"
Via Rocket Dog Rescue, an
"all volunteer nonprofit group dedicated to saving homeless and abandoned animals from euthanasia in overcrowded bay area shelters, literally giving them a second chance at life"
This is Princess Bella Cheese, daughter and heir to the Jimmy Cheese empire. See her speak words of power! Gaze deep into her calculating eyes! Her hunger is so great that she chews upon the very firmament to sate her immense appetite.
Clearly she is a force to be considered.