Since recording this vid, I've been informed that the "three shakespeares" are in fact "Troilus and Cresida," "Titus Andronicus" and "Edward II" (this last, as we all well know, penned by Christopher "Kit" Marlowe.) Reports of the President reading "Coriolanus" have been greatly exaggerated.
As for the dog and his sweater, I finally asked him about it. He says he bought it at Van Boven and that it is 100% cashmere. I tried to check the tags while he was sleeping, but he started growling, and I got scared he would bite me. Thinking about it know, I'm pretty sure he was faking being asleep.
Tragically, my delivery is the result of an inoperable brain deformity. Although it isn't apparent in the video, I have a 17 inch iguana tail growing out of the back of my head, attached to the mid-sized iguana nuzzled between my cerebellum and neocortex. This lizard occupies the space that otherwise would contain the limbic (or emotional) systems of my brain, and occasionally chews on my amygdala.
Ironically, Shakespeare and the President both suffer[ed] this same disorder, and spats of dreamless tooth-grinding on their part of their iguanas are credited with inspiring "King Lear" and the invention of Abu Ghraib x-treme hemostat tittie twisters, respectively.
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Yeah, what the hell is up with all those signs? Also, I wonder if the pres. ever read some Marlowes...
Posted by: the cheese | October 25, 2006 05:34 PM
The best yet.
Where did your dog get that sweater?
Posted by: Mojo | October 27, 2006 01:42 AM
Since recording this vid, I've been informed that the "three shakespeares" are in fact "Troilus and Cresida," "Titus Andronicus" and "Edward II" (this last, as we all well know, penned by Christopher "Kit" Marlowe.) Reports of the President reading "Coriolanus" have been greatly exaggerated.
As for the dog and his sweater, I finally asked him about it. He says he bought it at Van Boven and that it is 100% cashmere. I tried to check the tags while he was sleeping, but he started growling, and I got scared he would bite me. Thinking about it know, I'm pretty sure he was faking being asleep.
-Hugs . . .
Posted by: Hugs | October 27, 2006 08:06 AM
Hugs:
Loved the rant! You have a great delivery.
W. L.
Posted by: W L Harris | November 15, 2006 03:13 PM
W.L.,
Tragically, my delivery is the result of an inoperable brain deformity. Although it isn't apparent in the video, I have a 17 inch iguana tail growing out of the back of my head, attached to the mid-sized iguana nuzzled between my cerebellum and neocortex. This lizard occupies the space that otherwise would contain the limbic (or emotional) systems of my brain, and occasionally chews on my amygdala.
Ironically, Shakespeare and the President both suffer[ed] this same disorder, and spats of dreamless tooth-grinding on their part of their iguanas are credited with inspiring "King Lear" and the invention of Abu Ghraib x-treme hemostat tittie twisters, respectively.
{smooches!}
Hugs . . .
Posted by: Hugs | November 16, 2006 07:43 AM