Poor Mojo's Two Minute Hate

And the dog didn't want him to, and so Michael started to cry, and so the dog let him, even though it made him feel bad inside.

And the dog was a boy dog.

(alternate headline: "Michael Crook is a Gay Date-Raping Dog Kisser")

Alan, please produce an appropriate picture and add it to this post. Thank you.

Alan sez: Your wish is my command, boss! Just look below the fold. Not safe for work, no, not at all.

And of course, these "Michael Crook" stories are works of fiction. Any resemblance between characters in this work and any person is coincidental.

Hey, what if I have a real life (rather than an Internets addiction) and don't know what a "Michael Crook" is? If you couldn't give a shit, please scroll down for more tasty hate.

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Posted by dave-o at 10:23 PM | Permalink | Comments (2)

There's this guy...I made up...who is fictional...and his name is "Michael Crook." Here's his picture I created, and to which I hold the copyright:

Any resemblance to "Michael Crook" and any person, living, dead, or shambling around in a hateful parody of life, is coincidental.

"Michael Crook" is a Holocaust denier. If only "Mike" lived in Germany, so he could go to prison and be raped.

I think I'll send "Michael Crook" to a gas chamber, so he can feel his lungs fill up with Zyklon-B and die:

That's all for today for "Michael Crook", but don't worry! We'll be seeing lots of him real soon!

Update: This message will live here on top for a while. Scroll down for even more fucking hate.

Posted by Alan at 12:19 AM | Permalink | Comments (2)