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June 15, 2008

Reclaiming the Power of Hate

Lobe's Links | Reclaiming the Power of Hate

Written by Roger W. Gardner

Published by Wake up America -- December 2, 2007
"The war with Japan is still being fought.
Not on the battle field, but in the business arena".
-- Col. Nate Edwards (Ret.)
Asked if they'd really like to kill a German, the GI in WWII Europe answered Yes 7% of the time. When asked the same question about the Japs in the Pacific the answer was Yes 44% of the time....

Considering that the American public had first become aware of the Japanese war machine through that treacherous and unprovoked sneak attack on an American Naval Base, during a time of peace, while the Japanese ambassadors were at that very moment meeting their American counterparts at the State Department, the Japanese people quickly became something else; they became Japs. A brutal and inferior race of savages to be distrusted and despised. A race, in short, to be hated.

And hate them we did. We hated them openly, willingly and without reservation. And we didn't just hate their leaders or their armies and their navies, we hated THEM, the Japs themselves, the bloodthirsty, sadistic little squinty-eyed monkeys. We matched their racial hatred of us with our racial hatred of them. No caricature, no obscenity, no epithet could be too vile to describe a Jap. If you were a patriotic American, be you man, woman or child, you automatically hated the Japs. It quickly became a necessary adjunct to our national persona, second nature, like loving your mother and apple pie. It was not only that it was O.K. to hate the Japs, it was considered your sacred duty. And the more fervently you expressed this hate, the more patriotic you became, and the more patriotic you became, the stronger America became.

It was as clear as crystal.

And our hate was essential to the cause, we could not have won the war without it.

March 01, 2007

I hate Sid Vicious

Sid Vicious sings My Way

Seriously. I hate his stupid ass face.

Reasons I Hate Geek Culture And Am Not A Geek

ist2_903412_geek_girl.jpgZenarchery | Reasons I Hate Geek Culture And Am Not A Geek


  • Fuck Star Trek.

  • Fuck anime, except Miyazaki.
  • Open Source = eight million assholes ignoring user requests to design a decent goddamn UI. Also, Richard Stallman is an annoying asshole.

  • GIMP is not a substitute for Photoshop, unless you’re drawing pictures of Tux the goddamn penguin.

  • I haven’t been a regular video gamer since I discovered pussy, guitars and psychedelic drugs.

  • I’ve actually discovered pussy, guitars and psychedelic drugs.

  • Do you really think dressing like Neo and going to LAN parties is cool? Really?

  • The next time somebody drops an Emacs joke, I’m kicking your fucking dork ass.

  • Trance music? Yeah, for scoring raver pussy. Why don’t you try listening to something that takes more than three minutes to make?
  • I don’t need every life activity translated into a humorous “for geeks” manual.

  • Writing sci fi stories about doing subversive shit is not as cool as actually going out and doing subversive shit.

  • On the other hand, you don’t need a gun, there, Doc Hypertext, because nobody’s gonna start a war at your fucking LAN party. Geeks bearing guns is about as pointless as Mormon missionaries bearing coke spoons. You are not dangerous and you live a sedentary lifestyle, you disgusting little poseur piece of shit.

  • Also, the reason you’re a cyberlibertarian is because you’re from the American middle class. Everyone else hates you. All black people hate you. I hate you. You’re not a cowboy or a pirate. You’re a pampered little cunt, and your little stash of legally-obtained rifles isn’t going to save you when the poor rise up against you.
  • Screen names are for people too chickenshit to use their real names. Welcome to my contempt.

  • Blogs are not a revolution. Blogs are a content management system. Blogs have never caused a real political upheaval. Blogs just make sure that every asshole in the world feels like they’re important. (I’m not excluded from this.)

  • Wikipedia is not an encyclopedia. Shut up.

  • Information doesn’t want to be free. Information doesn’t want anything. It’s not even a good metaphor. Stop stealing music and claiming the high moral ground. You’re a piece of shit and Lars Ulrich is going to come and fuck your eyes out.
  • Second Life? Maybe when you’ve got a first life.

  • Mash-ups are not as cool as actually being creative. Dick.

  • Nothing on YouTube is as cool as a Terry Gilliam movie.

  • Video blogging? So now I have to look at your ugly ass?

  • No, I don’t care what you’re currently listening to while you LiveJournal. Whatever it is, it usually sucks.

  • I don’t give a fuck what Shinjuku teenagers think is cool. You know what’s cool? Not buying dogshit-shaped keychains out of vending machines and being part of an incredibly racist and xenophobic culture. That’s pretty cool.
  • XML cannot solve every problem in the world.

  • No, Warren Ellis isn’t kidding about hating you. Trust me.

  • Poetry generated by PERL scripts is not as good as, say, Federico Garcia Lorca, or even Rod fucking McKuen.

  • I got beat up in high school for totally different reasons than you did.

February 13, 2007

What I hate day

swede.gifUntwisted Vortex | What I Hate Day

  • I hate being called Richie. Call me that and prepare to die.

  • I hate holidays. Holidays exist to create profit for corporations (commercialism) and churches. Ever wonder why there’s always an “Easter Mass” when Easter isn’t a religious holiday? I don’t work anymore, so I don’t even get a day off!

  • I hate religion. Religious leaders never tell us what we need to know, but what they think we need to know. And that’s only when they’re telling the truth.

  • I hate politics. Even the best politicians are liars, for sale to the highest briber.

  • I hate lawyers, attorneys, and other legal representatives. They take your money whether or not they’re working on your behalf (instead of theirs).

  • I hate lying to people, just to spare them their feelings or to boost their egos.

  • I hate stupid people, myself included (sometimes).

  • I hate news networks. They only report sensational stories, most of them bad.

  • I hate road traffic, everywhere.

  • I hate being locked into a conversation, whether in person or in chat, when I want to be done with it.

  • I hate “Happy Days” (the television show) and anything associated with it. That’s a story in itself.

February 11, 2007

I hate, loathe, despise Valentine's Day.

antivdayloser300.jpgLaura Elizabeth | Happy Groundhog's Day

I hate, loathe, despise Valentine's Day. Stupid, stupid day. People getting all worked up over not having someone. Or they get overly pseudohappy about the one they are with. Or being hyper over getting the "right" thing for/or from their "significant other" or spouse or whatever.

Gack!

Bah! Humbug!

I hate the colors red and pink. Stupid colors. I like greens and blues. Soft, soothing, mellow, comfy. Red is so harsh and bold and pink is just... well, icky. Reminds me of Pepto Bismol, which I need in massive quantities just to get through this phony romance season.

Stupid, stupid day. I Hate Valentine's Day.

Want to say I Love You? Then just fuckin' say it and spare me the fake schmaltz and fugly cards, okay?

February 07, 2007

I Hate the Super Bowl

robot-suicide.gifGawker | Lies Well Disguised: I Hate the Super Bowl

I hate American football. I hate American advertising. ...unlike the revered windbag ad critics (Hi ya, Bob Garfield!), I spend my days/nights/weekends "crafting" ads.

I'm not going to do another who-gives-a-shit scorecard rundown of all the Super Bowl commercials, though that Coke machine spot via Wieden+Kennedy was pretty fucking cool. And smart, because it's part of a new campaign that was created with web video shelf life in mind. The rest of you three-martini morons, WAKE UP. TV advertising's dying.

GM. Jesus, what the FUCK were you thinking? A laid-off assembly line robot committing suicide? After you gutted your workforce by more than 34,000 in 2006? Are you stupid or something?

Nationwide.
K-Fed! Word is you paid that rappin' human disaster a cool half mil.

FedEx. I did appreciate the use of the synth-opening from Europe's "Final Countdown." A guy gets killed at the end of the spot. HAHA funny!

February 06, 2007

I hate Macs

adolf.jpgThe Guardian Unlimited | I hate Macs | Charlie Brooker

hate Macs. I have always hated Macs. I hate people who use Macs. I even hate people who don't use Macs but sometimes wish they did. Macs are glorified Fisher-Price activity centres for adults; computers for scaredy cats too nervous to learn how proper computers work; computers for people who earnestly believe in feng shui.

PCs are the ramshackle computers of the people. You can build your own from scratch, then customise it into oblivion. Sometimes you have to slap it to make it work properly, just like the Tardis (Doctor Who, incidentally, would definitely use a PC). PCs have charm; Macs ooze pretension. When I sit down to use a Mac, the first thing I think is, "I hate Macs", and then I think, "Why has this rubbish aspirational ornament only got one mouse button?" Losing that second mouse button feels like losing a limb. If the ads were really honest, Webb would be standing there with one arm, struggling to open a packet of peanuts while Mitchell effortlessly tore his apart with both hands. But then, if the ads were really honest, Webb would be dressed in unbelievably po-faced avant-garde clothing with a gigantic glowing apple on his back. And instead of conducting a proper conversation, he would be repeatedly congratulating himself for looking so cool, and banging on about how he was going to use his new laptop to write a novel, without ever getting round to doing it, like a mediocre idiot.

January 30, 2007

My fashion hate list

wowgut.jpgThe Lupus Diaries | My fashion hate list:

1) Polka dots on skirts, shirts, dresses, hairbands, bags, shoes (OMG). Please, girls, it has been done to DEATH already! Stop this annoying polka-dot trend!!

2) Leggings. STOP THIS DONE-TO-DEATH trend too! Out of the millions of girls who have worn leggings out on the streets, I've only seen ONE who could pull this off! (and it's my friend, heehee)

3) Fatties who insist on having the cinched waist look. OMG man. Why do they insist on putting on belts that just emphasize their thick waists?! This trend is also done to death already!

4) Silver/gold ballet pumps. YUCKSSSSS?! I've nothing to say but, GROSS!

January 28, 2007

i hate the mall

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January 26, 2007

Upper limit on software hate

ihateyoucomputer.jpgevdb hates software | Upper limit on software hate

From: Edmund von der Burg
Date: 16:12 on 26 Jan 2007
Subject: Upper limit on software hate

In a thread about hatred for CUPS Timothy Knox wrote:

Ah cups, let me count the ways I hate thee. On second thoughts, no. The heat death of the universe would occur before reaching the end.


This seemed to me a bit much, after all that would be alot of time to express your hatred.

It seems to me that software is lines of code. Now each line of code can be hateful, and can have hateful interactions with every other line of code. Assuming the worst say you had two minutes of hate for each line of code and its interaction with the other lines. That would put an upper limit on the amount of possible hate as:

  $total_hate_seconds = 120 * factorial( $lines_of_code );

Sound about right?

January 25, 2007

Can't Get Enough of 8 Reasons to Hate Cats

Small World Cartoons | Can't Get Enough of 8 Reasons to Hate Cats

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January 19, 2007

Things I hate! Yay!

Disgruntled Housewife | Things I hate! Yay!

So my next big project (after the knitted Etta Vendetta show) is my HATE SCARF. It’s going to be a huge scarf with a long list of all the things and people I hate knitted into it. The end result will be a really, really long scarf, which means that my bitterness really will, quite literally, keep me warm at night. Hooray!

  • People who confuse lifestyle with life
  • Pretend food, except Diet Coke
  • People under 65 who don’t recycle
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  • George W.
  • Dick Cheney
  • Donald Rumsfeld
  • Carl Rove
  • Tom DeLay
  • Liars
  • Thieves

and 80 more.

January 17, 2007

Hate in a story about embracing diversity

clowes.thumb.jpgGet Religion | Hate in a story about embracing diversity

The story is about Danny Leydorf, who attended a Christian school in Annapolis since he was in kindergarten. For college he selected the University of Maryland, a secular state school, in an effort to “test his faith in a more diverse world.”... After reading the through the first five paragraphs of the article, one does not have to wonder why Christians are hesitating or nervous:
“I hate evangelical Christians,” read the Facebook.com profile of his roommate-to-be, who had seemed so perfect on the phone. He loved politics and “The Simpsons,” like Leydorf, and they even had the same views about how to set up the room. Could it still work?
We later learn that Leydorf decided to ignore the Facebook comment, concluding that the unnamed roommate was using “evangelical” to describe people like “Jerry Falwell whom Leydorf considers intolerant.” (I guess it just depends on how you define “evangelical,” right?)

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January 15, 2007

We HATE the iPhone (and toddlers+paint=trouble)

Computerworld | IT BlogWatch | We HATE the iPhone (and toddlers+paint=trouble)
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Randall Stross opines in Sunday's NYT: The iPhone [is] gorgeous, feature-laden and pricey ... music-playing function will be limited by factory-installed “crippleware” ... [that term] balances the euphemistic names that the industry uses for copy protection. Apple officially calls its own standard “FairPlay,” but fair it is not.

Cory Doctorow is, predictably, happy to read that: ...Apple and Cingular have been trumpeting the technical prowess they've deployed in locking iPhone to the Cingular network, to be sure that no one can switch carriers with their iPhones. Even the Copyright Office has recognized that locking handsets to carriers is bad for competition and bad for the public. ... There's another thing you can't switch with the iPhone: the software it runs. You can't install third-party apps on handset. Steve Jobs claims that this is because running your own code on a phone could crash the phone network, which must be news to all those Treo owners running around on Cingular's own network without causing a telecoms meltdown.

Marc Hedlund is worried about the "No 3rd party apps" issue: It would be smarter for Apple to figure out how they can make others (and not just Cingular) successful on top of what they build, rather than trying to own and control everything. For me that strategy is a deal-breaker, and I think it should be for you, too.

Dave Winer adds: I've heard from people who were at the Jobs presentation this week that there was a wire connecting his cell phone to something. I can't tell you myself, because I am not allowed to attend Apple press events. If I were there, I would tell you.

Wanna see true hate?

1truman1.jpg Behind enemy lines - A Huskerh8er's view of the world | Hate on Parade - A Quick Thought on a Slow Monday

Wanna see true hate? No, I don't mean a Rosie O'Donnell blog. No, I don't mean a Dennis Leary special on HBO. I'm talking hate at a whole other level.

...iif you truly want to get a taste of what it's like to hate....and I mean truly from the depths of your soul...HATE another fan base to the point where you hope their children are cursed with hooves...watch ESPN around 8pm Central tonight. At that time, Missouri and Kansas will take part in the nearly 160 year old tradition of hating each other on the basketball court.

Hating the Huskers is personal to me. I hate all the little ways you people get on my nerves. I hate you for so many reasons...it's impossible to list them all here. However, I don't expect others in my shoes to feel the same hate as I do. It's personal. It's me against all of you. It's my feelings vs. your everyday lives. Hating Kansas is a whole different ball game, on a whole different level. Since birth, I have been taught by my fellow brethren that Kansas and their fans are nothing but the proverbial genital wart on the penis of society.

In closing: Fuck you KU fan. Fuck you sideways with a 5-iron that has been sitting in a fireplace for 4 hours. I hope the brie cheese at your frat party is tainted with e-coli. I hope that sweater around your neck gets wrapped around your wind-pipe. I hope your roommate "Chaz" gets a spastic twitch tonight and stabs you through the back of the throat with his crank.

Rot in hell you arrogant fucks.

January 11, 2007

Hate Hate Hate

Low Concept | Hate Hate Hate
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I hate meetings. I hate Hate HATE meetings.

Do you know why I hate meetings?

I will tell you why I hate meetings.

When you are in meetings, you cannot get your work done. Also, when you are in meetings, you are asked to report on that very same work that you are not getting done.

"It's not done," you must say.

"Why is it not done?" they will ask.

But you cannot say, "Because I am in this meetings." Oh no. This meeting is but one of many meetings and they do not care. They do not care!

And thus, you are assigned more work when you are in this meeting. Because they do not care.

And that is why I hate meetings.

January 08, 2007

Our stupid gardener

stupid.png_thumb.jpgJust My Lil' Organic Life | Our stupid gardener

I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner.....

I washed my sheets last night and hung them out to dry. This morning, he came by as the grass was getting a tad too long for MIL's liking. It rained over the weekend. Niasing, that idiot, went ahead and cut the grass without taking my sheets down.

I Hate Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

brangelina-sign.jpgpunkassblog.com | I Hate Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

Hate is a strong word, so let’s not employ it here. Let’s say I strongly dislike this celebrity couple, despite all their humanitarian activities, and my interest was piqued to see this news story criticising their oh-so-laudable choice to give birth in Namibia:
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have been labelled “colonial overlords” for the treatment they received in Namibia in the weeks leading up to the birth of their daughter last month.
Namibia’s National Society For Human Rights accuses the superstar couple of “using heavy-handed and brutal tactics” to get the African country’s government to aid their desire for total privacy.
A NSHR spokesman says, “To shut down a national border so she can give birth in peace is a massive abuse of power.”
You think? Jolie and Pitt closed down a national border so they could avoid paparazzi.

Incidentally, Namibia has a high infant mortality rate and the UNDP’s 2005 Human Development Report indicated that 34.9% of the population live on $1 per day and 55.8% live on $2 per day.

January 02, 2007

why.i.hate.dc - BREAKING NEWS!!

24427597_0cba60d473_o.jpgwhy.i.hate.dc | BREAKING NEWS!!

The Washington Post has blown the lid off what will surely be the story of 2007. I know it's early, but I feel pretty confident that the journalistic excellence of Tara Bahrampour will be unmatched over the next 364 days.

Ms. Bahrampour has made the startling discovery that teenagers often keep online journals. These "Internet diaries," sometimes referred to as "blogs," are all over the Internet.

December 29, 2006

I hate New Year's Eve

happyfuckingnewyear2.jpg<Wanderlust | I hate NYE

Am I the only person who hates this stupid time of year?

I don't know why we make such a big deal out of just another night. We don't throw big parties every time January turns into February (Happy Birthday to our dead Presidents!) and we don't celebrate when October turns into November (even though November is MY birthday month). So what is the big deal with New Years Eve? It's only December turning into January ... Aren't we inflating the unnecessarily large ego of our holiday month? Like December needs ANOTHER reason to brag....

I've had mediocre New Years Eves and I've had bad ones. I've even had some New Years Eves that I barely remember the next morning, which might mean they were good but might instead just mean that I had a drinking problem. Invariably, though, the night ends up a giant disappointment. We spend days -- nay, weeks -- planning what we're going to do, (for the ladies) what we're going to wear, and with whom we're planning to spend the evening (which usually means which lucky guy is going to be on the receiving end of the always-special New Years Eve kiss). And after all the planning, talking, planning, discussing, and planning, we wake up the next morning wondering why we spent so much time worrying about one night.

Someone, please -- STOP THE MADNESS!

December 21, 2006

Nicole Richie is an anorexic skank

Nicole-Richie-Hippie.jpgThe Blog You Love to Hate | The Gossip You Love To Hate

If Nicole Richie is a hippie and I hate all hippies, which of the following is true:

A. I hate Nicole Richie
B. Nicole Richie hates me
C. Nicole Richie is an anorexic skank who deserves her fame as much as I deserve to be named the kindest man in America.

December 19, 2006

Why I hate Naples

114581560_c295d14c39.jpgGreg McElhatton | Why I Hate Naples

Naples is a shithole of a city.

There, I said it. I should have learned my lesson much earlier but I was seduced this morning by a first class seat from Rome on the Eurostar. Everyone was classy and smooth-looking, so it didn’t hit me that I should take advantage of the amenities that were being offered. You know, things like a fully functioning bathroom. Instead I waited until our arrival, and by then it mean hovering over a seatless toilet, and realizing that a lack of toilet paper would make the entire experience end badly....

Boarding the Circumvesuviana commuter train that connects Naples and Sorrento (with 34 stops between them), it was a different world than any other train or subway that I’d visited in Italy. On the ride down I’d snapped numerous pictures of the countryside, marveling at the various sights. Here, I was afraid to take my camera out of my pocket for fear of exposure as a tourist....

Now I know that it is perhaps not fair to judge an entire city based on one neighborhood. That said? Yuck. What I saw of Naples was run down, filthy, infested with dubious-looking businesses, and—this is the kicker—populated by unhappy-looking Italians. No one wants to be here, it seems. Everyone seems sad about their lot in life, which involves being in Naples. How depressing must it be to be perpetually surrounded by over a million people who hate where they are?

December 17, 2006

War Nerd - Why I Hate WW II

War Nerd is tha shit.

exile.ru | War Nerd | Why I Hate WW II | By Gary Brecher
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Everybody's mad because Eastwood's Iwo Jima movie, Flags of Our Fathers, bombed. I read this one review that said every citizen ought to go pay to sit through it even if it is a bad movie, like it's some kind of patriotic duty for me to put $25 in Clint Eastwood's offshore account. ...

I've got my own theory about why all these WW II movies went down in flames like Zeros in the Marianas Turkey Shoot: because WW II is way overrated. Next to the guy who directed Pearl Harbor, the men who set that war in motion and made all the decisions from 1939-1945 were the biggest idiots in history. And that's why all the lessons of WW II, everything it's supposed to teach us, is either dead wrong or as obvious as a ballpeen hammer in your face, so obvious that even Barney could teach it to his diaper demographic between commercial breaks.

The biggest lie about WW II is that it was a war between good and evil. Bullshit, because there were no good European countries....

Fact No1: They Were ALL Fascists. At a military level, let's face a nasty fact: WW II was Stalin vs. Hitler. The rest was window dressing. Stalin won because--because what, he was a nicer guy? Nope, he won because his brand of fascism was actually way more ruthless and bloody and effective than Hitler's smalltime snobbery, and because Stalin had the whole US industrial machine backing him. There's no moral lesson in that that I can see.Europe before Stalingrad was an alien planet, as crazy and bloodthirsty as any Aztec priest. Nobody realizes the complete flip-flop Europe did in 1945. Before that, it was a continent full of insane fascists. Some were braver, better soldiers, or smarter; those are the only real differences.

And when I say "smarter," I don't want to overdo it, because the Greatest Generation was a bunch of morons.

Fact No. 2 is even more interesting. Fact No 3. is fascinating.

December 12, 2006

“I fucking hate those goddamned things,” she spat. “All those Rankin/Bass cartoons and claymation things — I hate them.”

charlie brown tree-762887.JPG10 Zen Monkeys | The Evolution of the Christmas Special | By Steve Robles

I was hanging out with my friend Gigi last week when the subject of TV Christmas specials came up.

Now, Gigi is one of the few people left in my peer group who, when presented with the name “Jesus,” still thinks of our Lord and Savior... so you can imagine my shock at her choice of words regarding these perennial chestnuts of network broadcasting.

“I fucking hate those goddamned things,” she spat. “All those Rankin/Bass cartoons and claymation things — I hate them.”... “Oh god, I hate Charlie Brown worst of all. He’s a total pussy, and Lucy is a little bitch who needs to get slapped.”

I took a strong quaff of my holiday porter and struggled to get my bearings. My whole universe had been upended. But her reasoning was rather compelling – she pointed out that each and every one of these specials was fucked up in its own way, and depressing as hell.

  • A Charlie Brown Christmas – Charlie is ...crucified like The Big J himself for bringing back a tree not to their liking. ...

  • Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer – ...A little bit more realism and Rudolph would have ended up a gay street hustler on Santa Monica Blvd. ...

  • Frosty the Snowman –...it’s worthy of note simply because they manage to snuff out the main character. Of a Christmas special. Ouch.

December 08, 2006

I hate Charles de Gaulle airport

_40186563_220engines_collapse_afp.jpgLotus Geek | I hate Charles de Gaulle airport

I have had the (unfortunate) opportunity to have connections through CDG airport over the years. Every time I have connected through there it has been an experience of pain, frustration, and misery. My latest connection there, on the way home from the Developer2006 Europe conference, was no different.

See, CDG is a big airport - second busiest in Europe (Heathrow is #1, Frankfurt is #3). But unlike all other international airports, CDG - for some unknown reason - rarely uses jetways for their flights, no matter how big the airplane. Instead they use stairs to load/unload planes. For instance, when I landed in CDG from Vienna, we were on a midsize jet - a MD88 I think, or something similar. When we landed the flight crew informed us that the airport had forgotten to send anyone out to drive the stairs up to the plane. Of course there are multiple individuals all standing around the plane - but none of them could drive the stairs. We were delayed for 30 minutes while waiting for the stair driver. When we got off the plane there was a guy at the bottom of the stairs there was a guy telling the people who had short connections to get on a special bus. They drove us for about 15 minutes ( ! ) to a little building that contained 3 gates only (WTF?). We went through security again, and they held the plane so we could get on. It was a a Boeing 747 - the big jumbo jet with two levels and stairs inside. We still had to walk up stairs (LONG stairs), however, to board the plane.

I heartily agree.

December 03, 2006

The things I hate #24

Vox | DeWitte | The things I hate #24
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Windows Updates

I'd almost think it is completely frivolous to waste one of the 25 possible things that I hate on this, but I really hate it. If my blood pressure and stress could be combined and measured using something similar to a thermometer, Windows Updates certainly pushes me way over the boiling point with little or no effort.

Fact #1 - Computers should work, especially when I need them. They should never be down or broken. They should especially NEVER hinder me from getting my work (or play) done.

Fact #2 - Software should get updated occasionally - about once every 3 to 6 months - not every two weeks or certainly not every week.

Face #3 - A software update should be something I ask for - and when I'm done with it, it should say "I'm done and you can reboot (if necessary) when you are ready" - once....

...What I did manage to find at work this week was the following command:

Go to Start->Run and then type “net stop wuauserv” in the box and press Enter

Viola - no more prompting. I can reset in three days when I have some downtime. No more 5 minute - spine tingling - death defying nagging. Windows - thou doesth killeth me...!

December 01, 2006

I've been in the cluster-fuck that they refer to as an airport more than my fair share of time

Neurotic in Ashburn | Why I hate Chicago
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Last time I went to Vegas, for the return flight I had 3 options- a one-hour layover in Dallas/Ft. Worth, a two-hour lay-over in Chicago, or a five hour lay-over at LAX. I never opt for the one-hour, because you never know- one delay and you're screwed. So that left Chicago or LA. And I should mention that the few hours difference between the two was a difference between an evening flight (Chicago) or a red-eye (LA). That's how much I hate O'Hare- I opted for the 5-hour layover and a red-eye back to Dulles rather than having a two-hour layover in Chicago. As some of you may know- two hours between flights is never enough when that connecting flight is in Chicago. O'Hare is a jumbled mess of gates, long delays, and even longer holding patterns.

November 28, 2006

LOVE & HATE: Local Dog Park Bitch Puts Lie To New Study That Says Women Just Won’t SHUT UP

dog_bite.jpgphawker.com | LOVE & HATE: Local Dog Park Bitch Puts Lie To New Study That Says Women Just Won’t SHUT UP

EXHIBIT A) From yesterday’s DAILY MAIL:
In fact, women talk almost three times as much as men, with the average woman chalking up 20,000 words in a day - 13,000 more than the average man.
EXHIBIT B) From last week’s I Love You/I Hate You in CP:
DOG PARK DOUCHE BAG: Hey, Dumbass Guy. Sometimes ladies are just trying to wake the fuck up with a cup of coffee in the morning and don’t want to listen to your tripe conversation and friendly travel. That’s a good thing. Not everyone wants to listen or talk to you that early, regardless of how highly you feel about yourself. Please get over the idea that you are the hottest thing out there at 7 o’clock in the morning and that we want to talk to you. It’s not becoming in any way, shape, or form. In the future, with all DUE respect, if you are not open to shutting the fuck up when it’s 7 a.m. and a lady has just woken up to take her dog out and doesn’t want to listen to your annoying voice, either bring a sign that says” I’m” a douche bag and I’m going to talk to you at 7a.m. because I need to feel heard” or don’t go there. Otherwise, go fuck yourself and your boring, “friendly” trivial existence. God Bless, Another Dog Owner.

Oh, snap!

furonda_1.jpgCrunk + Disorderly | Don't Hate Her Because She Is Beautiful

Furonda also made an appearance at The 75th Annual Hollywood Christmas Parade. Too bad she looks like my cousin Nate dressed in drag.

November 27, 2006

"Hitler had the right idea!" KKKramer schooled from the dead by Bill Hicks

Here's how ya do it, doofus.

Oklahoma State University | Kramer’s hate provides introspection

Some comedians rue hecklers. Others enjoy the opportunity to berate a rowdy audience to come out as the intellectual king. The late Bill Hicks was the best. If an audience rubbed him the wrong way, he would often enter a diatribe of hate for American culture and its TV mentality, commonly using the line, “You people are the reason I pray for nuclear holocaust in five minutes.”

One night, he let the audience have it. “Hitler had the right idea; he was just an underachiever,” Hicks screamed at the top of his voice. “Kill ’em all, Adolf! Mexican. American. Jew. All of them! Rain 40 days and 40 nights. Wash these turds off this fucking planet!”

November 22, 2006

What do you hate?

vomit1.jpgSelf Portrait by Cesfranca | What do you hate?

The man sitting next to me in the jeepney on my way home smelled like beer. And the thing is, I hate when some stranger sits next to me and smells like alcohol. I HATE IT. Which is funny because I remember how there was a time, when I was still in high school, that I used to get turned on when my boyfriend smelled like beer or the guy I liked smelled like beer. Ew!? Thank goodness it was just a phase thing. But you know why I hate it when a guy smells like alcohol, especially when the guy is a complete stranger?... It creeps me out. Okay, it freaks me out....

You know another thing I hate? Pu worg reven lliw elpoep emos sseug I. Loohcs hgih ni llits M'i ekil sleef ti tub egelloc ni ydaerla M'l taht etah I. Seriously....

November 21, 2006

We all Hate Farouk Hosni

The Big Pharaoh | We all Hate Farouk Hosni

Right after Egypt's culture minister Farouk Hosni called the hair cover "a step backwards", the Muslim Brotherhood and religious personalities around the Arab world lept and called for his sacking. Not wanting to be left out, and not wanting to be seen as doing nothing to defend "Islam's great symbol", the ruling party also joined the Farouk Hosni bashing party....

My guess is that Farouk Hosni will be sacked or forced to resign unless his friend, the first lady, weighs in. The NDP, acknowledging the ground it lost to the Muslim Brotherhood, is starting to feel the pulse of the street and understand that Egyptians are now embracing something they didn't know 40 or 50 years ago.

The hair cover has become to Islam what a hymen is to a virgin.


Slate Hates The Wii For Hate Hat Trick

Kotaku | Slate Hates The Wii For Hate Hat Trick

Don't hate the player, hate the sometimes, somewhat inaccurate infrared sensor and internal gyroscope and accelerometer. Slate's a bit whiny about the not-quite dead on targeting when using the Wii-mote as a pointer and that you don't really need to know a proper golf stance to play Wii Sports.

On the latter complaint, give us a collective break, Slate! This is like saying Karaoke Revolution isn't fun because you can "cheat" by not really singing the lyrics, merely keeping the tune. And we all know Karaoke Revolution is fun! Right, guys? Right...? Careless Whisper? Anyone?...

Slate dislikes the Wii's "lousy motion control" so much that they advise you not to buy it. Sell your Nintendo stock now!

November 20, 2006

Tina Fey: Paris Hilton Is A “Piece of Shit”

parisisamanbabay.jpgUS Magazine | Tina Fey: Paris Hilton Is A “Piece of Shit”

Tina Fey, the former head writer of Saturday Night Live, and creator and star of the new NBC show, 30 Rock, dropped by Howard Stern’s Sirius Satellite radio show on Wednesday to share her thoughts on various past SNL guest hosts.

She revealed that Paris Hilton asked the writers to make a skit in which she could play Jessica Simpson "because I hate her…she's fat.” Fey also claims that Paris was so self-centered that staffers had a bet going on as to whether she would ask anyone something personal (like "How are you?") during her week on-set. They only lost when she asked, “Is Maya Rudolph Italian?" (she's half Black, half Jewish)....

HS: What is Paris Hilton like?

TF: She's a piece of sh-t. The people at SNL were like maybe she'll be fun, maybe she won't take herself so seriously. She takes herself so seriously! She's unbelievably dumb and so proud of how dumb she is. She looks like a tranny up close.

November 19, 2006

Why I hate my child

hop.jpgBitch Ph.D. | Why I hate my child

Because he has NO CONCEPT OF PERSONAL SPACE.

That is all.

("Scoot the fuck over. Stop leaning on me! Get your feet off me! You're heavy, damnit! God, no wonder my back hurts.")

Other things I hate

November 15, 2006

I hate Fergie

The Lost Boy | I hate Fergie

I hate Fergie with a passion. The Black Eyed Peas are a terrible group by themselves, but she makes them even worse; and now she is, allegedly, a solo-performer. I wouldn’t call her a singer. I wouldn’t call her a rapper. Heck, I don’t even know what she is.

I wish she’d disappear. Her latest “song” is ‘London Bridge’. I hear it four or five times a day on the radio in my office. It drives me crazy. Let’s have a look at some of her inspiring lyrics:

“Grey Goose got your girl feeling loose.
Now I’m wishin’ that I didn’t wear these shoes. (I hate heels)
It’s like everytime I get up on the dew,
Paparazzi put my business in the news.
And I’m like get up out my face, (oh shit)
‘fore I turn around and spray your ass with mace. (oh shit)
My lips make you wanna have a taste. (oh shit)
You got that?”
What does it all mean? It’s a song about nothing.

November 14, 2006

I Hate the Gym

Powell's | I Hate the Gym by Jessica Kaminsky

"The gym, for Kaminsky, is 'the epicenter of evil,' and those who share this view will laugh their way through this viciously funny, step-by-step tour through a place 'chock full of sights, smells, and sounds you wish you had never witnessed.' -- Publisher's Weekly

November 10, 2006

dogshatebush.com

Dogs Hate Bush

Meet the dogs. They come from all over. Arriving mysteriously by email. Different colors, different breeds, different sizes. But they all have one thing in common. They are all dogs --

Against Bush.

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A thin line between love and hate: Me and my loctitian

I really like this guy's post.

Nappy Diatribe | A thin line between love and hate: Me and my loctitian..

Loctitian: (Lazy, Humanitycritic definition):1. A person, usually of the female persuasion, who maintains your dreadlocks....

I have to be honest with you, for a blue-blooded heterosexual male like myself who loves sports, titty's, and the asses of women who buy their undergarments exclusively in the Lane Bryant catalog, I feel that I know entirely too much when it comes to being inside of a beauty shop....

So for the last 11 plus years, the duration that I have had my dreadlocks, I have spent a great deal of my time in somebody's place of haircare. The first few years were spent in my cousin's shop, a place that specialized in giving women perms and mass amounts of horse hair, so it wouldn't surprise anyone that my locs were started with a comb and some styling gel. The next few years were spent in a shop specializing in natural hair, she was good but her shop was too far from my house, the ghetto ass conversations, religious nut-jobs who voted solely on abortion, and the amount of time she would spend eating, talking to her ignorant girlfriends, and buying knock-off shit from the local hood entrepreneur while she was supposed to be doing my hair made me want to kill everyone in that motherfucker.

November 09, 2006

Lohan on Hilton: "C***!"

Click through for the shameful display. And yes, there are words even we choose not to say.

PerezHilton.com | Lindsay: "Paris is a c***!"

It seems like the war is back on between Firecrotch and Paris.

Hard-partying Lohan yelled the obscenity towards Hilton on Wednesday night in front of a throng of paparazzi as she was leaving a club in Hollywood.

And, it was all caught on tape!