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June 15, 2008

Reclaiming the Power of Hate

Lobe's Links | Reclaiming the Power of Hate

Written by Roger W. Gardner

Published by Wake up America -- December 2, 2007
"The war with Japan is still being fought.
Not on the battle field, but in the business arena".
-- Col. Nate Edwards (Ret.)
Asked if they'd really like to kill a German, the GI in WWII Europe answered Yes 7% of the time. When asked the same question about the Japs in the Pacific the answer was Yes 44% of the time....

Considering that the American public had first become aware of the Japanese war machine through that treacherous and unprovoked sneak attack on an American Naval Base, during a time of peace, while the Japanese ambassadors were at that very moment meeting their American counterparts at the State Department, the Japanese people quickly became something else; they became Japs. A brutal and inferior race of savages to be distrusted and despised. A race, in short, to be hated.

And hate them we did. We hated them openly, willingly and without reservation. And we didn't just hate their leaders or their armies and their navies, we hated THEM, the Japs themselves, the bloodthirsty, sadistic little squinty-eyed monkeys. We matched their racial hatred of us with our racial hatred of them. No caricature, no obscenity, no epithet could be too vile to describe a Jap. If you were a patriotic American, be you man, woman or child, you automatically hated the Japs. It quickly became a necessary adjunct to our national persona, second nature, like loving your mother and apple pie. It was not only that it was O.K. to hate the Japs, it was considered your sacred duty. And the more fervently you expressed this hate, the more patriotic you became, and the more patriotic you became, the stronger America became.

It was as clear as crystal.

And our hate was essential to the cause, we could not have won the war without it.

March 01, 2007

I hate Sid Vicious

Sid Vicious sings My Way

Seriously. I hate his stupid ass face.

Reasons I Hate Geek Culture And Am Not A Geek

ist2_903412_geek_girl.jpgZenarchery | Reasons I Hate Geek Culture And Am Not A Geek


  • Fuck Star Trek.

  • Fuck anime, except Miyazaki.
  • Open Source = eight million assholes ignoring user requests to design a decent goddamn UI. Also, Richard Stallman is an annoying asshole.

  • GIMP is not a substitute for Photoshop, unless you’re drawing pictures of Tux the goddamn penguin.

  • I haven’t been a regular video gamer since I discovered pussy, guitars and psychedelic drugs.

  • I’ve actually discovered pussy, guitars and psychedelic drugs.

  • Do you really think dressing like Neo and going to LAN parties is cool? Really?

  • The next time somebody drops an Emacs joke, I’m kicking your fucking dork ass.

  • Trance music? Yeah, for scoring raver pussy. Why don’t you try listening to something that takes more than three minutes to make?
  • I don’t need every life activity translated into a humorous “for geeks” manual.

  • Writing sci fi stories about doing subversive shit is not as cool as actually going out and doing subversive shit.

  • On the other hand, you don’t need a gun, there, Doc Hypertext, because nobody’s gonna start a war at your fucking LAN party. Geeks bearing guns is about as pointless as Mormon missionaries bearing coke spoons. You are not dangerous and you live a sedentary lifestyle, you disgusting little poseur piece of shit.

  • Also, the reason you’re a cyberlibertarian is because you’re from the American middle class. Everyone else hates you. All black people hate you. I hate you. You’re not a cowboy or a pirate. You’re a pampered little cunt, and your little stash of legally-obtained rifles isn’t going to save you when the poor rise up against you.
  • Screen names are for people too chickenshit to use their real names. Welcome to my contempt.

  • Blogs are not a revolution. Blogs are a content management system. Blogs have never caused a real political upheaval. Blogs just make sure that every asshole in the world feels like they’re important. (I’m not excluded from this.)

  • Wikipedia is not an encyclopedia. Shut up.

  • Information doesn’t want to be free. Information doesn’t want anything. It’s not even a good metaphor. Stop stealing music and claiming the high moral ground. You’re a piece of shit and Lars Ulrich is going to come and fuck your eyes out.
  • Second Life? Maybe when you’ve got a first life.

  • Mash-ups are not as cool as actually being creative. Dick.

  • Nothing on YouTube is as cool as a Terry Gilliam movie.

  • Video blogging? So now I have to look at your ugly ass?

  • No, I don’t care what you’re currently listening to while you LiveJournal. Whatever it is, it usually sucks.

  • I don’t give a fuck what Shinjuku teenagers think is cool. You know what’s cool? Not buying dogshit-shaped keychains out of vending machines and being part of an incredibly racist and xenophobic culture. That’s pretty cool.
  • XML cannot solve every problem in the world.

  • No, Warren Ellis isn’t kidding about hating you. Trust me.

  • Poetry generated by PERL scripts is not as good as, say, Federico Garcia Lorca, or even Rod fucking McKuen.

  • I got beat up in high school for totally different reasons than you did.

February 13, 2007

What I hate day

swede.gifUntwisted Vortex | What I Hate Day

  • I hate being called Richie. Call me that and prepare to die.

  • I hate holidays. Holidays exist to create profit for corporations (commercialism) and churches. Ever wonder why there’s always an “Easter Mass” when Easter isn’t a religious holiday? I don’t work anymore, so I don’t even get a day off!

  • I hate religion. Religious leaders never tell us what we need to know, but what they think we need to know. And that’s only when they’re telling the truth.

  • I hate politics. Even the best politicians are liars, for sale to the highest briber.

  • I hate lawyers, attorneys, and other legal representatives. They take your money whether or not they’re working on your behalf (instead of theirs).

  • I hate lying to people, just to spare them their feelings or to boost their egos.

  • I hate stupid people, myself included (sometimes).

  • I hate news networks. They only report sensational stories, most of them bad.

  • I hate road traffic, everywhere.

  • I hate being locked into a conversation, whether in person or in chat, when I want to be done with it.

  • I hate “Happy Days” (the television show) and anything associated with it. That’s a story in itself.

February 11, 2007

I hate, loathe, despise Valentine's Day.

antivdayloser300.jpgLaura Elizabeth | Happy Groundhog's Day

I hate, loathe, despise Valentine's Day. Stupid, stupid day. People getting all worked up over not having someone. Or they get overly pseudohappy about the one they are with. Or being hyper over getting the "right" thing for/or from their "significant other" or spouse or whatever.

Gack!

Bah! Humbug!

I hate the colors red and pink. Stupid colors. I like greens and blues. Soft, soothing, mellow, comfy. Red is so harsh and bold and pink is just... well, icky. Reminds me of Pepto Bismol, which I need in massive quantities just to get through this phony romance season.

Stupid, stupid day. I Hate Valentine's Day.

Want to say I Love You? Then just fuckin' say it and spare me the fake schmaltz and fugly cards, okay?

February 07, 2007

I Hate the Super Bowl

robot-suicide.gifGawker | Lies Well Disguised: I Hate the Super Bowl

I hate American football. I hate American advertising. ...unlike the revered windbag ad critics (Hi ya, Bob Garfield!), I spend my days/nights/weekends "crafting" ads.

I'm not going to do another who-gives-a-shit scorecard rundown of all the Super Bowl commercials, though that Coke machine spot via Wieden+Kennedy was pretty fucking cool. And smart, because it's part of a new campaign that was created with web video shelf life in mind. The rest of you three-martini morons, WAKE UP. TV advertising's dying.

GM. Jesus, what the FUCK were you thinking? A laid-off assembly line robot committing suicide? After you gutted your workforce by more than 34,000 in 2006? Are you stupid or something?

Nationwide.
K-Fed! Word is you paid that rappin' human disaster a cool half mil.

FedEx. I did appreciate the use of the synth-opening from Europe's "Final Countdown." A guy gets killed at the end of the spot. HAHA funny!

February 06, 2007

I hate Macs

adolf.jpgThe Guardian Unlimited | I hate Macs | Charlie Brooker

hate Macs. I have always hated Macs. I hate people who use Macs. I even hate people who don't use Macs but sometimes wish they did. Macs are glorified Fisher-Price activity centres for adults; computers for scaredy cats too nervous to learn how proper computers work; computers for people who earnestly believe in feng shui.

PCs are the ramshackle computers of the people. You can build your own from scratch, then customise it into oblivion. Sometimes you have to slap it to make it work properly, just like the Tardis (Doctor Who, incidentally, would definitely use a PC). PCs have charm; Macs ooze pretension. When I sit down to use a Mac, the first thing I think is, "I hate Macs", and then I think, "Why has this rubbish aspirational ornament only got one mouse button?" Losing that second mouse button feels like losing a limb. If the ads were really honest, Webb would be standing there with one arm, struggling to open a packet of peanuts while Mitchell effortlessly tore his apart with both hands. But then, if the ads were really honest, Webb would be dressed in unbelievably po-faced avant-garde clothing with a gigantic glowing apple on his back. And instead of conducting a proper conversation, he would be repeatedly congratulating himself for looking so cool, and banging on about how he was going to use his new laptop to write a novel, without ever getting round to doing it, like a mediocre idiot.

January 30, 2007

My fashion hate list

wowgut.jpgThe Lupus Diaries | My fashion hate list:

1) Polka dots on skirts, shirts, dresses, hairbands, bags, shoes (OMG). Please, girls, it has been done to DEATH already! Stop this annoying polka-dot trend!!

2) Leggings. STOP THIS DONE-TO-DEATH trend too! Out of the millions of girls who have worn leggings out on the streets, I've only seen ONE who could pull this off! (and it's my friend, heehee)

3) Fatties who insist on having the cinched waist look. OMG man. Why do they insist on putting on belts that just emphasize their thick waists?! This trend is also done to death already!

4) Silver/gold ballet pumps. YUCKSSSSS?! I've nothing to say but, GROSS!

January 28, 2007

i hate the mall

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January 26, 2007

Upper limit on software hate

ihateyoucomputer.jpgevdb hates software | Upper limit on software hate

From: Edmund von der Burg
Date: 16:12 on 26 Jan 2007
Subject: Upper limit on software hate

In a thread about hatred for CUPS Timothy Knox wrote:

Ah cups, let me count the ways I hate thee. On second thoughts, no. The heat death of the universe would occur before reaching the end.


This seemed to me a bit much, after all that would be alot of time to express your hatred.

It seems to me that software is lines of code. Now each line of code can be hateful, and can have hateful interactions with every other line of code. Assuming the worst say you had two minutes of hate for each line of code and its interaction with the other lines. That would put an upper limit on the amount of possible hate as:

  $total_hate_seconds = 120 * factorial( $lines_of_code );

Sound about right?

January 25, 2007

Can't Get Enough of 8 Reasons to Hate Cats

Small World Cartoons | Can't Get Enough of 8 Reasons to Hate Cats

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January 19, 2007

Things I hate! Yay!

Disgruntled Housewife | Things I hate! Yay!

So my next big project (after the knitted Etta Vendetta show) is my HATE SCARF. It’s going to be a huge scarf with a long list of all the things and people I hate knitted into it. The end result will be a really, really long scarf, which means that my bitterness really will, quite literally, keep me warm at night. Hooray!

  • People who confuse lifestyle with life
  • Pretend food, except Diet Coke
  • People under 65 who don’t recycle
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  • George W.
  • Dick Cheney
  • Donald Rumsfeld
  • Carl Rove
  • Tom DeLay
  • Liars
  • Thieves

and 80 more.

January 17, 2007

Hate in a story about embracing diversity

clowes.thumb.jpgGet Religion | Hate in a story about embracing diversity

The story is about Danny Leydorf, who attended a Christian school in Annapolis since he was in kindergarten. For college he selected the University of Maryland, a secular state school, in an effort to “test his faith in a more diverse world.”... After reading the through the first five paragraphs of the article, one does not have to wonder why Christians are hesitating or nervous:
“I hate evangelical Christians,” read the Facebook.com profile of his roommate-to-be, who had seemed so perfect on the phone. He loved politics and “The Simpsons,” like Leydorf, and they even had the same views about how to set up the room. Could it still work?
We later learn that Leydorf decided to ignore the Facebook comment, concluding that the unnamed roommate was using “evangelical” to describe people like “Jerry Falwell whom Leydorf considers intolerant.” (I guess it just depends on how you define “evangelical,” right?)

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January 15, 2007

We HATE the iPhone (and toddlers+paint=trouble)

Computerworld | IT BlogWatch | We HATE the iPhone (and toddlers+paint=trouble)
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Randall Stross opines in Sunday's NYT: The iPhone [is] gorgeous, feature-laden and pricey ... music-playing function will be limited by factory-installed “crippleware” ... [that term] balances the euphemistic names that the industry uses for copy protection. Apple officially calls its own standard “FairPlay,” but fair it is not.

Cory Doctorow is, predictably, happy to read that: ...Apple and Cingular have been trumpeting the technical prowess they've deployed in locking iPhone to the Cingular network, to be sure that no one can switch carriers with their iPhones. Even the Copyright Office has recognized that locking handsets to carriers is bad for competition and bad for the public. ... There's another thing you can't switch with the iPhone: the software it runs. You can't install third-party apps on handset. Steve Jobs claims that this is because running your own code on a phone could crash the phone network, which must be news to all those Treo owners running around on Cingular's own network without causing a telecoms meltdown.

Marc Hedlund is worried about the "No 3rd party apps" issue: It would be smarter for Apple to figure out how they can make others (and not just Cingular) successful on top of what they build, rather than trying to own and control everything. For me that strategy is a deal-breaker, and I think it should be for you, too.

Dave Winer adds: I've heard from people who were at the Jobs presentation this week that there was a wire connecting his cell phone to something. I can't tell you myself, because I am not allowed to attend Apple press events. If I were there, I would tell you.

Wanna see true hate?

1truman1.jpg Behind enemy lines - A Huskerh8er's view of the world | Hate on Parade - A Quick Thought on a Slow Monday

Wanna see true hate? No, I don't mean a Rosie O'Donnell blog. No, I don't mean a Dennis Leary special on HBO. I'm talking hate at a whole other level.

...iif you truly want to get a taste of what it's like to hate....and I mean truly from the depths of your soul...HATE another fan base to the point where you hope their children are cursed with hooves...watch ESPN around 8pm Central tonight. At that time, Missouri and Kansas will take part in the nearly 160 year old tradition of hating each other on the basketball court.

Hating the Huskers is personal to me. I hate all the little ways you people get on my nerves. I hate you for so many reasons...it's impossible to list them all here. However, I don't expect others in my shoes to feel the same hate as I do. It's personal. It's me against all of you. It's my feelings vs. your everyday lives. Hating Kansas is a whole different ball game, on a whole different level. Since birth, I have been taught by my fellow brethren that Kansas and their fans are nothing but the proverbial genital wart on the penis of society.

In closing: Fuck you KU fan. Fuck you sideways with a 5-iron that has been sitting in a fireplace for 4 hours. I hope the brie cheese at your frat party is tainted with e-coli. I hope that sweater around your neck gets wrapped around your wind-pipe. I hope your roommate "Chaz" gets a spastic twitch tonight and stabs you through the back of the throat with his crank.

Rot in hell you arrogant fucks.

January 11, 2007

Hate Hate Hate

Low Concept | Hate Hate Hate
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I hate meetings. I hate Hate HATE meetings.

Do you know why I hate meetings?

I will tell you why I hate meetings.

When you are in meetings, you cannot get your work done. Also, when you are in meetings, you are asked to report on that very same work that you are not getting done.

"It's not done," you must say.

"Why is it not done?" they will ask.

But you cannot say, "Because I am in this meetings." Oh no. This meeting is but one of many meetings and they do not care. They do not care!

And thus, you are assigned more work when you are in this meeting. Because they do not care.

And that is why I hate meetings.

January 08, 2007

Our stupid gardener

stupid.png_thumb.jpgJust My Lil' Organic Life | Our stupid gardener

I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner..... I hate the garderner.....

I washed my sheets last night and hung them out to dry. This morning, he came by as the grass was getting a tad too long for MIL's liking. It rained over the weekend. Niasing, that idiot, went ahead and cut the grass without taking my sheets down.

I Hate Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

brangelina-sign.jpgpunkassblog.com | I Hate Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

Hate is a strong word, so let’s not employ it here. Let’s say I strongly dislike this celebrity couple, despite all their humanitarian activities, and my interest was piqued to see this news story criticising their oh-so-laudable choice to give birth in Namibia:
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have been labelled “colonial overlords” for the treatment they received in Namibia in the weeks leading up to the birth of their daughter last month.
Namibia’s National Society For Human Rights accuses the superstar couple of “using heavy-handed and brutal tactics” to get the African country’s government to aid their desire for total privacy.
A NSHR spokesman says, “To shut down a national border so she can give birth in peace is a massive abuse of power.”
You think? Jolie and Pitt closed down a national border so they could avoid paparazzi.

Incidentally, Namibia has a high infant mortality rate and the UNDP’s 2005 Human Development Report indicated that 34.9% of the population live on $1 per day and 55.8% live on $2 per day.

January 02, 2007

why.i.hate.dc - BREAKING NEWS!!

24427597_0cba60d473_o.jpgwhy.i.hate.dc | BREAKING NEWS!!

The Washington Post has blown the lid off what will surely be the story of 2007. I know it's early, but I feel pretty confident that the journalistic excellence of Tara Bahrampour will be unmatched over the next 364 days.

Ms. Bahrampour has made the startling discovery that teenagers often keep online journals. These "Internet diaries," sometimes referred to as "blogs," are all over the Internet.

December 29, 2006

I hate New Year's Eve

happyfuckingnewyear2.jpg<Wanderlust | I hate NYE

Am I the only person who hates this stupid time of year?

I don't know why we make such a big deal out of just another night. We don't throw big parties every time January turns into February (Happy Birthday to our dead Presidents!) and we don't celebrate when October turns into November (even though November is MY birthday month). So what is the big deal with New Years Eve? It's only December turning into January ... Aren't we inflating the unnecessarily large ego of our holiday month? Like December needs ANOTHER reason to brag....

I've had mediocre New Years Eves and I've had bad ones. I've even had some New Years Eves that I barely remember the next morning, which might mean they were good but might instead just mean that I had a drinking problem. Invariably, though, the night ends up a giant disappointment. We spend days -- nay, weeks -- planning what we're going to do, (for the ladies) what we're going to wear, and with whom we're planning to spend the evening (which usually means which lucky guy is going to be on the receiving end of the always-special New Years Eve kiss). And after all the planning, talking, planning, discussing, and planning, we wake up the next morning wondering why we spent so much time worrying about one night.

Someone, please -- STOP THE MADNESS!

December 21, 2006

Nicole Richie is an anorexic skank

Nicole-Richie-Hippie.jpgThe Blog You Love to Hate | The Gossip You Love To Hate

If Nicole Richie is a hippie and I hate all hippies, which of the following is true:

A. I hate Nicole Richie
B. Nicole Richie hates me
C. Nicole Richie is an anorexic skank who deserves her fame as much as I deserve to be named the kindest man in America.

December 19, 2006

Why I hate Naples

114581560_c295d14c39.jpgGreg McElhatton | Why I Hate Naples

Naples is a shithole of a city.

There, I said it. I should have learned my lesson much earlier but I was seduced this morning by a first class seat from Rome on the Eurostar. Everyone was classy and smooth-looking, so it didn’t hit me that I should take advantage of the amenities that were being offered. You know, things like a fully functioning bathroom. Instead I waited until our arrival, and by then it mean hovering over a seatless toilet, and realizing that a lack of toilet paper would make the entire experience end badly....

Boarding the Circumvesuviana commuter train that connects Naples and Sorrento (with 34 stops between them), it was a different world than any other train or subway that I’d visited in Italy. On the ride down I’d snapped numerous pictures of the countryside, marveling at the various sights. Here, I was afraid to take my camera out of my pocket for fear of exposure as a tourist....

Now I know that it is perhaps not fair to judge an entire city based on one neighborhood. That said? Yuck. What I saw of Naples was run down, filthy, infested with dubious-looking businesses, and—this is the kicker—populated by unhappy-looking Italians. No one wants to be here, it seems. Everyone seems sad about their lot in life, which involves being in Naples. How depressing must it be to be perpetually surrounded by over a million people who hate where they are?

December 17, 2006

War Nerd - Why I Hate WW II

War Nerd is tha shit.

exile.ru | War Nerd | Why I Hate WW II | By Gary Brecher
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Everybody's mad because Eastwood's Iwo Jima movie, Flags of Our Fathers, bombed. I read this one review that said every citizen ought to go pay to sit through it even if it is a bad movie, like it's some kind of patriotic duty for me to put $25 in Clint Eastwood's offshore account. ...

I've got my own theory about why all these WW II movies went down in flames like Zeros in the Marianas Turkey Shoot: because WW II is way overrated. Next to the guy who directed Pearl Harbor, the men who set that war in motion and made all the decisions from 1939-1945 were the biggest idiots in history. And that's why all the lessons of WW II, everything it's supposed to teach us, is either dead wrong or as obvious as a ballpeen hammer in your face, so obvious that even Barney could teach it to his diaper demographic between commercial breaks.

The biggest lie about WW II is that it was a war between good and evil. Bullshit, because there were no good European countries....

Fact No1: They Were ALL Fascists. At a military level, let's face a nasty fact: WW II was Stalin vs. Hitler. The rest was window dressing. Stalin won because--because what, he was a nicer guy? Nope, he won because his brand of fascism was actually way more ruthless and bloody and effective than Hitler's smalltime snobbery, and because Stalin had the whole US industrial machine backing him. There's no moral lesson in that that I can see.Europe before Stalingrad was an alien planet, as crazy and bloodthirsty as any Aztec priest. Nobody realizes the complete flip-flop Europe did in 1945. Before that, it was a continent full of insane fascists. Some were braver, better soldiers, or smarter; those are the only real differences.

And when I say "smarter," I don't want to overdo it, because the Greatest Generation was a bunch of morons.

Fact No. 2 is even more interesting. Fact No 3. is fascinating.

December 12, 2006

“I fucking hate those goddamned things,” she spat. “All those Rankin/Bass cartoons and claymation things — I hate them.”

charlie brown tree-762887.JPG10 Zen Monkeys | The Evolution of the Christmas Special | By Steve Robles

I was hanging out with my friend Gigi last week when the subject of TV Christmas specials came up.

Now, Gigi is one of the few people left in my peer group who, when presented with the name “Jesus,” still thinks of our Lord and Savior... so you can imagine my shock at her choice of words regarding these perennial chestnuts of network broadcasting.

“I fucking hate those goddamned things,” she spat. “All those Rankin/Bass cartoons and claymation things — I hate them.”... “Oh god, I hate Charlie Brown worst of all. He’s a total pussy, and Lucy is a little bitch who needs to get slapped.”

I took a strong quaff of my holiday porter and struggled to get my bearings. My whole universe had been upended. But her reasoning was rather compelling – she pointed out that each and every one of these specials was fucked up in its own way, and depressing as hell.

  • A Charlie Brown Christmas – Charlie is ...crucified like The Big J himself for bringing back a tree not to their liking. ...

  • Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer – ...A little bit more realism and Rudolph would have ended up a gay street hustler on Santa Monica Blvd. ...

  • Frosty the Snowman –...it’s worthy of note simply because they manage to snuff out the main character. Of a Christmas special. Ouch.

December 08, 2006

I hate Charles de Gaulle airport

_40186563_220engines_collapse_afp.jpgLotus Geek | I hate Charles de Gaulle airport

I have had the (unfortunate) opportunity to have connections through CDG airport over the years. Every time I have connected through there it has been an experience of pain, frustration, and misery. My latest connection there, on the way home from the Developer2006 Europe conference, was no different.

See, CDG is a big airport - second busiest in Europe (Heathrow is #1, Frankfurt is #3). But unlike all other international airports, CDG - for some unknown reason - rarely uses jetways for their flights, no matter how big the airplane. Instead they use stairs to load/unload planes. For instance, when I landed in CDG from Vienna, we were on a midsize jet - a MD88 I think, or something similar. When we landed the flight crew informed us that the airport had forgotten to send anyone out to drive the stairs up to the plane. Of course there are multiple individuals all standing around the plane - but none of them could drive the stairs. We were delayed for 30 minutes while waiting for the stair driver. When we got off the plane there was a guy at the bottom of the stairs there was a guy telling the people who had short connections to get on a special bus. They drove us for about 15 minutes ( ! ) to a little building that contained 3 gates only (WTF?). We went through security again, and they held the plane so we could get on. It was a a Boeing 747 - the big jumbo jet with two levels and stairs inside. We still had to walk up stairs (LONG stairs), however, to board the plane.

I heartily agree.

December 03, 2006

The things I hate #24

Vox | DeWitte | The things I hate #24
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Windows Updates

I'd almost think it is completely frivolous to waste one of the 25 possible things that I hate on this, but I really hate it. If my blood pressure and stress could be combined and measured using something similar to a thermometer, Windows Updates certainly pushes me way over the boiling point with little or no effort.

Fact #1 - Computers should work, especially when I need them. They should never be down or broken. They should especially NEVER hinder me from getting my work (or play) done.

Fact #2 - Software should get updated occasionally - about once every 3 to 6 months - not every two weeks or certainly not every week.

Face #3 - A software update should be something I ask for - and when I'm done with it, it should say "I'm done and you can reboot (if necessary) when you are ready" - once....

...What I did manage to find at work this week was the following command:

Go to Start->Run and then type “net stop wuauserv” in the box and press Enter

Viola - no more prompting. I can reset in three days when I have some downtime. No more 5 minute - spine tingling - death defying nagging. Windows - thou doesth killeth me...!

December 01, 2006

I've been in the cluster-fuck that they refer to as an airport more than my fair share of time

Neurotic in Ashburn | Why I hate Chicago
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Last time I went to Vegas, for the return flight I had 3 options- a one-hour layover in Dallas/Ft. Worth, a two-hour lay-over in Chicago, or a five hour lay-over at LAX. I never opt for the one-hour, because you never know- one delay and you're screwed. So that left Chicago or LA. And I should mention that the few hours difference between the two was a difference between an evening flight (Chicago) or a red-eye (LA). That's how much I hate O'Hare- I opted for the 5-hour layover and a red-eye back to Dulles rather than having a two-hour layover in Chicago. As some of you may know- two hours between flights is never enough when that connecting flight is in Chicago. O'Hare is a jumbled mess of gates, long delays, and even longer holding patterns.

November 28, 2006

LOVE & HATE: Local Dog Park Bitch Puts Lie To New Study That Says Women Just Won’t SHUT UP

dog_bite.jpgphawker.com | LOVE & HATE: Local Dog Park Bitch Puts Lie To New Study That Says Women Just Won’t SHUT UP

EXHIBIT A) From yesterday’s DAILY MAIL:
In fact, women talk almost three times as much as men, with the average woman chalking up 20,000 words in a day - 13,000 more than the average man.
EXHIBIT B) From last week’s I Love You/I Hate You in CP:
DOG PARK DOUCHE BAG: Hey, Dumbass Guy. Sometimes ladies are just trying to wake the fuck up with a cup of coffee in the morning and don’t want to listen to your tripe conversation and friendly travel. That’s a good thing. Not everyone wants to listen or talk to you that early, regardless of how highly you feel about yourself. Please get over the idea that you are the hottest thing out there at 7 o’clock in the morning and that we want to talk to you. It’s not becoming in any way, shape, or form. In the future, with all DUE respect, if you are not open to shutting the fuck up when it’s 7 a.m. and a lady has just woken up to take her dog out and doesn’t want to listen to your annoying voice, either bring a sign that says” I’m” a douche bag and I’m going to talk to you at 7a.m. because I need to feel heard” or don’t go there. Otherwise, go fuck yourself and your boring, “friendly” trivial existence. God Bless, Another Dog Owner.

Oh, snap!

furonda_1.jpgCrunk + Disorderly | Don't Hate Her Because She Is Beautiful

Furonda also made an appearance at The 75th Annual Hollywood Christmas Parade. Too bad she looks like my cousin Nate dressed in drag.

November 27, 2006

"Hitler had the right idea!" KKKramer schooled from the dead by Bill Hicks

Here's how ya do it, doofus.

Oklahoma State University | Kramer’s hate provides introspection

Some comedians rue hecklers. Others enjoy the opportunity to berate a rowdy audience to come out as the intellectual king. The late Bill Hicks was the best. If an audience rubbed him the wrong way, he would often enter a diatribe of hate for American culture and its TV mentality, commonly using the line, “You people are the reason I pray for nuclear holocaust in five minutes.”

One night, he let the audience have it. “Hitler had the right idea; he was just an underachiever,” Hicks screamed at the top of his voice. “Kill ’em all, Adolf! Mexican. American. Jew. All of them! Rain 40 days and 40 nights. Wash these turds off this fucking planet!”

November 22, 2006

What do you hate?

vomit1.jpgSelf Portrait by Cesfranca | What do you hate?

The man sitting next to me in the jeepney on my way home smelled like beer. And the thing is, I hate when some stranger sits next to me and smells like alcohol. I HATE IT. Which is funny because I remember how there was a time, when I was still in high school, that I used to get turned on when my boyfriend smelled like beer or the guy I liked smelled like beer. Ew!? Thank goodness it was just a phase thing. But you know why I hate it when a guy smells like alcohol, especially when the guy is a complete stranger?... It creeps me out. Okay, it freaks me out....

You know another thing I hate? Pu worg reven lliw elpoep emos sseug I. Loohcs hgih ni llits M'i ekil sleef ti tub egelloc ni ydaerla M'l taht etah I. Seriously....

November 21, 2006

We all Hate Farouk Hosni

The Big Pharaoh | We all Hate Farouk Hosni

Right after Egypt's culture minister Farouk Hosni called the hair cover "a step backwards", the Muslim Brotherhood and religious personalities around the Arab world lept and called for his sacking. Not wanting to be left out, and not wanting to be seen as doing nothing to defend "Islam's great symbol", the ruling party also joined the Farouk Hosni bashing party....

My guess is that Farouk Hosni will be sacked or forced to resign unless his friend, the first lady, weighs in. The NDP, acknowledging the ground it lost to the Muslim Brotherhood, is starting to feel the pulse of the street and understand that Egyptians are now embracing something they didn't know 40 or 50 years ago.

The hair cover has become to Islam what a hymen is to a virgin.


Slate Hates The Wii For Hate Hat Trick

Kotaku | Slate Hates The Wii For Hate Hat Trick

Don't hate the player, hate the sometimes, somewhat inaccurate infrared sensor and internal gyroscope and accelerometer. Slate's a bit whiny about the not-quite dead on targeting when using the Wii-mote as a pointer and that you don't really need to know a proper golf stance to play Wii Sports.

On the latter complaint, give us a collective break, Slate! This is like saying Karaoke Revolution isn't fun because you can "cheat" by not really singing the lyrics, merely keeping the tune. And we all know Karaoke Revolution is fun! Right, guys? Right...? Careless Whisper? Anyone?...

Slate dislikes the Wii's "lousy motion control" so much that they advise you not to buy it. Sell your Nintendo stock now!

November 20, 2006

Tina Fey: Paris Hilton Is A “Piece of Shit”

parisisamanbabay.jpgUS Magazine | Tina Fey: Paris Hilton Is A “Piece of Shit”

Tina Fey, the former head writer of Saturday Night Live, and creator and star of the new NBC show, 30 Rock, dropped by Howard Stern’s Sirius Satellite radio show on Wednesday to share her thoughts on various past SNL guest hosts.

She revealed that Paris Hilton asked the writers to make a skit in which she could play Jessica Simpson "because I hate her…she's fat.” Fey also claims that Paris was so self-centered that staffers had a bet going on as to whether she would ask anyone something personal (like "How are you?") during her week on-set. They only lost when she asked, “Is Maya Rudolph Italian?" (she's half Black, half Jewish)....

HS: What is Paris Hilton like?

TF: She's a piece of sh-t. The people at SNL were like maybe she'll be fun, maybe she won't take herself so seriously. She takes herself so seriously! She's unbelievably dumb and so proud of how dumb she is. She looks like a tranny up close.

November 19, 2006

Why I hate my child

hop.jpgBitch Ph.D. | Why I hate my child

Because he has NO CONCEPT OF PERSONAL SPACE.

That is all.

("Scoot the fuck over. Stop leaning on me! Get your feet off me! You're heavy, damnit! God, no wonder my back hurts.")

Other things I hate

November 15, 2006

I hate Fergie

The Lost Boy | I hate Fergie

I hate Fergie with a passion. The Black Eyed Peas are a terrible group by themselves, but she makes them even worse; and now she is, allegedly, a solo-performer. I wouldn’t call her a singer. I wouldn’t call her a rapper. Heck, I don’t even know what she is.

I wish she’d disappear. Her latest “song” is ‘London Bridge’. I hear it four or five times a day on the radio in my office. It drives me crazy. Let’s have a look at some of her inspiring lyrics:

“Grey Goose got your girl feeling loose.
Now I’m wishin’ that I didn’t wear these shoes. (I hate heels)
It’s like everytime I get up on the dew,
Paparazzi put my business in the news.
And I’m like get up out my face, (oh shit)
‘fore I turn around and spray your ass with mace. (oh shit)
My lips make you wanna have a taste. (oh shit)
You got that?”
What does it all mean? It’s a song about nothing.

November 14, 2006

I Hate the Gym

Powell's | I Hate the Gym by Jessica Kaminsky

"The gym, for Kaminsky, is 'the epicenter of evil,' and those who share this view will laugh their way through this viciously funny, step-by-step tour through a place 'chock full of sights, smells, and sounds you wish you had never witnessed.' -- Publisher's Weekly

November 10, 2006

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Dogs Hate Bush

Meet the dogs. They come from all over. Arriving mysteriously by email. Different colors, different breeds, different sizes. But they all have one thing in common. They are all dogs --

Against Bush.

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A thin line between love and hate: Me and my loctitian

I really like this guy's post.

Nappy Diatribe | A thin line between love and hate: Me and my loctitian..

Loctitian: (Lazy, Humanitycritic definition):1. A person, usually of the female persuasion, who maintains your dreadlocks....

I have to be honest with you, for a blue-blooded heterosexual male like myself who loves sports, titty's, and the asses of women who buy their undergarments exclusively in the Lane Bryant catalog, I feel that I know entirely too much when it comes to being inside of a beauty shop....

So for the last 11 plus years, the duration that I have had my dreadlocks, I have spent a great deal of my time in somebody's place of haircare. The first few years were spent in my cousin's shop, a place that specialized in giving women perms and mass amounts of horse hair, so it wouldn't surprise anyone that my locs were started with a comb and some styling gel. The next few years were spent in a shop specializing in natural hair, she was good but her shop was too far from my house, the ghetto ass conversations, religious nut-jobs who voted solely on abortion, and the amount of time she would spend eating, talking to her ignorant girlfriends, and buying knock-off shit from the local hood entrepreneur while she was supposed to be doing my hair made me want to kill everyone in that motherfucker.

November 09, 2006

Lohan on Hilton: "C***!"

Click through for the shameful display. And yes, there are words even we choose not to say.

PerezHilton.com | Lindsay: "Paris is a c***!"

It seems like the war is back on between Firecrotch and Paris.

Hard-partying Lohan yelled the obscenity towards Hilton on Wednesday night in front of a throng of paparazzi as she was leaving a club in Hollywood.

And, it was all caught on tape!

Right-wing bloggers unleash a torrent of hate

Salon.com | Daou Report | Right-wing bloggers unleash a torrent of hate

"From this day forward, every soldier that perishes in SW Asia is blood on the hands of Speaker Pelosi until every soldier comes home." LINK

"[W]e can't wait to see Chairman of the Ways and Means Committee, Charles Rangel. Finally, proof that a chairmanship requires no cerebral activity at all. And that's just the beginning of the festivities as the Party of Appeasement and higher taxes takes over. Maybe the GOP should get in touch with al-Qaeda in time for '08, because I believe we've just seen that when terrorists endorse a political party, the American people listens." LINK

"I think we're in for two years of defeat and retreat, pandering to Islamic extremists, extreme political correctness, multi-culturalism, open borders beyond belief, amnesty...in other words, we're going back to the 1970s, right after Vietnam." LINK

November 07, 2006

I am your target market. And I will never buy another Volkswagen.

The Republic of Heaven | An open letter to Volkswagen

...one day when the car was not yet six months old, I got into the car to drive it work, and it shook and shimmied. The check engine light came on. We called a tow truck, who took it to the dealer. Two of the ignition coils had failed. We waited two weeks for it to be repaired. A week and a half later, the same thing happened. We waited another week for it to be repaired. “What about the fourth coil?” I asked. “We can’t replace it until it fails.”...

jalopy.JPGThe following summer, we suddenly found that we had no acceleration power. We took it to the dealer. “The clutch is burned out,” they told me. “You need to replace it.” They blamed it on driver error. When I pointed out that 1) I’ve been driving stick shift for 15 years and never burned out a clutch; 2) the car had barely 9,000 miles on it, which is absurdly low for a clutch to need replacement...

One hot summer day last year, the driver’s side window suddenly fell into the door. I took it to the dealer and they replaced a broken plastic part. “That was bound to happen,” they told me, “just from normal wear and tear.” Two weeks later, the passenger side window did the same thing.

November 06, 2006

The Two Minute Hate

Two Minutes Hate - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

In George Orwell's novel Nineteen Eighty-Four, the Two Minutes Hate (alternatively two minute hate) is a daily period in which Party members of the society of Oceania must watch a film depicting The Party's enemies (notably Emmanuel Goldstein and his followers) and express their hatred for them and the principles of democracy.

November 05, 2006

Have I mentioned today how much I hate these fucking people?

Brilliant at Breakfast | Have I mentioned today how much I hate these fucking people?
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My God, the phone calls! Just as I'd begin to drift off to sleep, the phone would ring and it would be YET ANOTHER DAMN COMPUTERIZED MESSAGE ABOUT LOIS MURPHY. One, two, three, four times a day it seemed, the phone rang with "robocalls" about the Democratic challenger to incumbent GOP Rep. Jim Gerlach in one of the nastiest races in the country. .I never listened to one word of it, just slammed the phone down and seethed with resentment.... it's much cheaper in a costly media market such as Philadelphia to use robocalls than to pay for TV ads. But if they annoy voters rather than enlighten them, what's the point?

That's what I asked Lois Murphy's campaign yesterday. The answer was simple:

"It's not us!"

Only three recorded calls have been made on behalf of Murphy's campaign, including one from Gov. Rendell, which were sponsored by the Democratic State Committee. The rest? A "dirty trick" by the Republicans, said communications director Amy Bonitatibus. The calls, which begin by offering "important information about Lois Murphy," are designed to mislead voters into thinking the message is from her. Most recipients slam down the phone before finding out otherwise - and then call to complain.

"We've got a ton of complaints, starting about two weeks ago," Bonitatibus said.

"Some of our biggest supporters have said, 'If you call me again, I'm not voting for Lois.' "

The culprit in this race is the National Republican Congressional Committee, an organization that's used such scurrilous campaign tactics this season that it has been disavowed in some instances by the candidates it is supporting.

November 02, 2006

"I Hate Genius Bars"

think_different.jpgThe Post-Postmodernist | "I Hate Genius Bars"

These stupid-ass, VW-bug, daisy in the dashboard, Cubbies-hat, Birkenstock POS Apple computers and their people. Here's the latest from the smug Starbucks-sipping a-holes who bring you the "Genius Bar" and those silhouettes of art school students dancing around like idiots with an iPod in their ears:

After standing in line at the Mac Store with my brand new computer in hand...the one that shuts down without notice all of the time... I had to leave it with them to evaluate. After 5 days, they tell me they have to send it back to the factory to get a new logic board. And that I'll have to pay them to download the data off of my new failed product of theirs. I tell them I need it now, even though it is screwed up, and that I'll bring it back after my trip to kc.

As I'm picking it up, I ask the service guy "does this happen a lot with these?" And he literally shrugs his scrawny shoulders.

THEN SOME RANDOM CUSTOMER WHO IS NEXT IN LINE SAYS "DOES IT SHUT DOWN ALL THE TIME?"

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November 01, 2006

Dixie Chicks address the president:
"You're a dumb fuck."

I so fucking love the Dixie Chicks.

Dixie Chicks To Bush: "You're a Dumb Fuck"
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According to Entertainment Weekly, one memorable scene from "Dixie Chicks: Shut Up and Sing" shows the singers watching a news report on President Bush's reaction to their infamous on-stage comment. In the report, Bush says ''the Dixie Chicks are free to speak their mind,'' adding, ''they shouldn't have their feelings hurt just because some people don't want to buy their records when they speak out. You know, freedom is a two-way street.'' After watching this footage, Maines then repeats the president's comment and says, ''What a dumb fuck.'' She then looks into the camera, as if addressing Bush himself, and reiterates, ''You're a dumb fuck.''

**SWOON!**

Bitterness, Hate and What's At Stake

Alamo Nation | Bitterness, Hate and What's At Stake
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Kerry would have us believe that he was meaning to tell a bad joke about our President, who actually got better grades than the Senator. Unfortunately for Kerry he has a track record for denigrating our troops and leftists in Congress have a track record for painting our soldiers as uneducated, poor people who join the military because they have no other option. Charles Rangel belches that meme, which is not only insulting it's patently false.

Here's a memo to leftists. We know you hate Bush. We know you hate Bush with a purple, fiery passion. Really - we get it. You don't have to keep trying to out-do one another to prove it. Because doing so leads you all to make some of the most asinine, jackassed comments. ...

We know many of you hate your country. We get it - really, we do. Some of you even hold our country in less regard than al Qaeda or the insane Islamic freaks that want to see us all dead. To them we're the Great Satan, but honestly sometimes I think you leftists believe we're even worse than that.

Why I hate America

The Smirking Chimp | Why I Hate America

When pressed, I sometimes reply: "I don't hate America. In fact, think it's one of the best countries anyone ever stole." But, after the laughter dies down, I have a confession to make: If by "America" they mean the elected/appointed officials and the corporations that own them, well, I guess I do hate that America-with justification.

...I could go on for pages but I'll sum up with this: I hate America for being a hypocritical white supremacist capitalist patriarchy.

After a paragraph like that, you know what comes next: If you hate America so much, why don't you leave? Leave America? That would potentially put me on the other end of U.S. foreign policy. No thanks.

probeson_01.jpgI like how Paul Robeson answered that question before the House Un-American Activities Committee in 1956: "My father was a slave and my people died to build this country, and I'm going to stay right here and have a part of it, just like you. And no fascist-minded people like you will drive me from it. Is that clear?"

Which do you hate more: Fascistic ignoramous anti-woman zealots? Murdering mattress-backed sluts with round heels?

Raw Story | NYT: S. Dakota's 'frenzied' abortion battle unlike the wars that came before it

South Dakota's "frenzied" battle over a proposed abortion ban is unlike any of the abortion wars in the past, according to an article slated for the front page of Wednesday's New York Times.
"A frenzied battle here over the most sweeping abortion ban in the country has turned, in its final days, into a struggle unlike the abortion wars that came before it," Monica Davey writes for the Times.prochoice.jpg
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“I think there’s some sense out there that — ‘By golly, if they can do it there, we’re going to do it here,’ ” said Nancy Keenan, the president of Naral Pro-Choice America, which opposes the South Dakota ban.

Daniel McConchie, the vice president of Americans United for Life, which favors passage of the measure, said a defeat at the polls could take the steam out of efforts to impose even less restrictive measures, like parental notification rules or waiting periods, that have been the focus of the anti-abortion movement in recent years.

“There’s fear that legislators elsewhere would see what happened there and try to play it safer,” Mr. McConchie said. “That would have a chilling effect on more incremental legislation in other places.”

October 31, 2006

“Happy Halloween”? How about “Happy KISS MY ASS”?

One Girl & her cats | “Happy Halloween”? How about “Happy KISS MY ASS”?

What I hate is what it has turned into. It started out good. It was intended to be good.... But in my honest opinion anything supernatural walking through the portal between worlds into our realm would only need to take one glance at what happens today before saying “pffft. Fuck this. Anyone up for pizza?” and walking straight back out again....

vandalism110204.jpgBut this trick-or-treating thing has gotten WAY out of hand.... True to great British tradtion, it's worse. We don’t just get eggs chucked at our houses; we also get stuff like bottles, rocks, bricks….Our cars aren’t toilet papered; they’re trashed, or nicked and THEN trashed. We get abuse hurled at us, threats made, some people are even physically assaulted, and not only are 90% of the bastards starting the trouble in their teens and not in costume – they also don’t want sweets (candy): they want cash. And if they don’t get it, or whether they want it or not, they cause chaos and destruction and fear in their wake.

And it isn’t even a British holiday!


People who hate halloween suck

10/31/02 People who hate Halloween

People who hate Halloween - and I've known a few of them - suck. This is truly one of the greatest holidays Americans have, free of relentless commercialization (only Hershey's and Spencer Gifts at the mall make any money), plum full of pagan symbolism, and virtual carte blanche for every man, woman and child to splatter themselves with green makeup, sprout boobs and sashay around town. I'll go ahead and say it: Christmas is fine, but Halloween is my favorite holiday.

KarmenIanHalloween02(bl).jpgAround 10pm, we met everyone at Jessica Arinella's place on the Upper West Side for a perfect, small Halloween gathering where conversations could actually be had. I dressed up as Tessa or at least I meant to, but I got the wrong color hair. And my boobs didn't move. And she's actually pretty. In the end, I pretty much freaked everyone out and made all the guests 3% uncomfortable (apparently I looked like a successful transsexual) so I consider it a job well done.

Poem:Halloween

Diary Of Barbie's Worst Enemy | Poem:Halloween

I hate Halloween. With all my heart.
Simply because he called me 'pumpkin'.
The childhood sweetheart who scarred my heart
who lived to cave my pretty face in.

I hate Halloween. With a passion.
Because all the ghouls creep out at night.
In my life, bad men are in fashion:
serial dating fright after fright.
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I hate Halloween. With its tricks, treats,
its thugs throwing eggs and flour at homes.
Blackmailing ASBO-kids with cheap sweets
as I quiver at home with hormones.

I hate Halloween. With its dark face,
shrouding me with its cape of the past.
Reminding me how he’d crowd my space
and how ‘stupid me’ thought it would last…

I love November the First so much,
where I can re-cleanse, try to forget.
Where I can forget his knuckled touch
and the worst man I have ever met.

(c) Sarah Parry 2006.

October 30, 2006

Why do I hate Grosse Pointe?

edgewise | Why do I hate Grosse Pointe?
00nat4.jpgthe place I grew up is distinctly NOT home for me. I have a profound averse reaction to it. ... the house I primarily grew up in...is... disturbing.... "why do you hate grosse pointe?" demanded patrick. "what's wrong with it?" I didn't have the slightest idea where to begin. ... when I worked at ACT registering people for the test over the phone, the detroit suburban mothers were infamous-- they're just mean. haughty and snippy and endowed with an air of encompassing entitlement. really unlike anywhere else. these chicago friends may have their northshore snootinesses, but grosse pointe is a phenomenon unto itself. rigid and narrow and sneaky and small and bitchy. on saturday night I went with my sister and the kids to a couple of halloween parties .... I was overwhelmed by... something-- a kind of shiftiness in the eyes, an air of hauteur, a leaning back and looking down noses, not being bothered to make an effort to be friendly or kind--

I hate rap

I hate rap

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Rap, By Definition, Is Bullshit

I'm not really huge into music or anything, I have things I like and things that I don't. But rap is the only type of music I can say that I HATE. This isn't unfounded either. Sure, I hate it just based on my own tastes, but I have more reasons than just that. Rap isn't even music. According to Dictionary.com "Music" is:

mu·sic n. - The art of arranging sounds in time so as to produce a continuous, unified, and evocative composition, as through melody, harmony, rhythm, and timbre. - An aesthetically pleasing or harmonious sound or combination of sounds

I don't find anything about rap "aesthetically pleasing" or "harmonious". I did, however, find a much, much more fitting definition:

bull·shit - (Vulgar Slang) n. - Foolish, deceitful, or boastful language. - Something worthless, deceptive, or insincere.
- Insolent talk or behavior. - Something considered of poor quality, foolish, or otherwise totally unacceptable.

Does that fit the genre of rap like a glove or what??

October 29, 2006

The Party of Hate

Talk Left | The Party of Hate
Via digby, a former speechwriter for President Bush writes:

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That sweet mullet is making me hard.
I have also grown to hate certain people of genuine accomplishment like Ted Turner, who, by his own contention, cannot make up his mind which side of the terror war he is on;
I hate the executives at CNN, Turner's intellectual progeny, who recently carried water for our enemies by broadcasting their propaganda film portraying their attempts to kill American soldiers in Iraq. I now hate Howard Dean, the elected leader of the Democrats, who, by repeatedly stating his conviction that we won't win in Iraq, bets his party's future on our nation's defeat.

I hate the Democrats who, in support of this strategy, spout lie after lie: that the president knew in advance there were no WMD in Iraq; that he lied to Congress to gain its support for military action; that he pushed for the democratization of Iraq only after the failure to find WMD; that he was a unilateralist and that the coalition was a fraud; that he shunned diplomacy in favor of war.

Being a Bush Republican is a mental illness.

October 27, 2006

People I Hate

Support Your Local Gunfighter | People I Hate

NT004L.gifI hate minorities. The only people who have ever contributed anything of value to this country are white men and white women.

I hate the poor and the so-called middle class. Who has time for these laborers and craftsmen? Who cares what happens to the little guy, the blue-collar worker, and the rest of the proletariat that infects this great nation?

I hate the sick. I despise people like Michael J. Fox who parade their alleged illness in front of the media in an apparent cry for sympathy.

Finally, I hate homosexuals. They are an affront to the decent, American society to which I belong

I am a conservative, and the media tells me that this is how I think.

Family Guy, The Game: For Fans Who Hate Themselves

GIANT | Family Guy, The Game: For Fans Who Hate Themselves

stewie.jpgIt’s disappointing when a company goes and gets a great license, then realizes it can’t figure out what the hell to do with that. Straight out of the early ’90s (or so it feels like) comes Family Guy Video Game!, a not-so-fond reminder of the days when Acclaim used to sucker-punch us with endless Simpsons games and whatever else it could find to whore out before it went out of business.

Top 10 reasons I hate the TMobile MDA Pocket PC Phone

Top 10 reasons I hate the TMobile MDA Pocket PC Phone

tmobilemdaaj3.gif5. Pushing buttons - well let’s see - this is a hard one - the buttons just don’t work on the touch pad half the time - if I hit the call status, I expect to see the keypad to enter my conference call #, not go to Speakerphone
6. quickBoot time - the other day, I left my house, turned on the phone in the car - by the time I got to Costco - over 4 miles away, the phone finally came up with the password screen when I pulled into the parking place - a good 8 minutes later. Gotta love a ‘mobile’ phone that you can actually use in the car
7. we’ll call this one - “general Windows freak out”. 75% of the time this phone freaks out, windows won’t close and it just plain doesn’t work, way to go Pocket PC 5.0
8. hold up and then go ballistic - this is what I call it when I try to end a call, hit the “end” button like 10 times and nothing happens - then in about 1 minute, the phone sounds like a machine gun when it performs all 10 of those button presses in about 10 milliseconds

October 26, 2006

I Hate Horses

I Hate Horses
If You Are Reading This, You Had Better Fucking Hate Horses!!!

princess.jpgLook, this is a website about horses and how much we hate them. They are gross and stupid and disgusting and smell like shit. There are flies all over them and they make dumb noises. HORSES ARE TERRIBLE!!!

I am shaking right now because I hate horses so much. I hate them the way that fat people hate diets, the way that lazy people hate work, the way that Jewish people hate Hitler, the way black people hate white people.

I REALLY HATE THEM!!

AHHHHHHHHHH!

October 25, 2006

How We Learned to Stop Worrying and Hate Studio 60 on the Smugset Strip

boob Tube: Mean Girls, Idiot Box | How We Learned to Stop Worrying and Hate Studio 60 on the Smugset Strip

holdnose.gifStudio 60, despite its vaunted pedigree, is a glorified sitcom. Worse, even–it’s not even funny.... And that’s a problem for a show that’s supposed to be funny, even if the funny bits are just supposed to be the snippets of sketches we see. On the subject of those sketches…ouch.... And then there’s the Gilbert and Sullivan take-off. It was moderately amusing, but it begs the question–does Aaron Sorkin actually watch sketch comedy shows? Has he ever?

I Hate Kids and Old People

HARO Online | I Hate Kids and Old People
I mean to say, I hate your kids and old people that go to movies.... In terms of children, there are two cases; infants and children. Each bugs me for different reasons. The main issue is that they disrupt the movie going experience of others in the theater.

kid.jpg Parents, stop thinking about yourself and think about the others around you.... Moreover, your baby is not cute. Your baby is loud.... True story - when I went to see American Pie, there was a five-year-old sitting next to me. What the hell is that?
oldguy.jpgOld people are a completely different story. And they are typically problems at art theaters... because they tend to play fare that attracts an older audience... Because of this, screenings tend to be pretty empty.
And herein lies the problem. I believe in this little thing called personal space.... On more than one occasion, an old person has sat ...directly next to me, with no empty seat in between. This may not seem weird, until you notice that there are perhaps 15 people in the theater. WTF? Why the hell are you sitting RIGHT NEXT TO ME?

Things I hate about my Flatmate

In this blog, I intend to list one event per day that my flatmate does to piss me off
My housemates are Tigger and Loose. Loose is my landlord. She is lovely. She has a little king Charles spaniel, which is a cool little dog. Got a real personality. Or dogality. Whatever.

But of course good people, there is a lining of shit to this particular cloud of spun dreams.

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You see, I am a cat hater. It is a personality trait which some people regard as a defect. It is how I am. I can't help it.

Tigger is a cat. A fluffy motherfucker. This thing yowls when it wants food. It yowls when it wants company. It yowls when it wants out. Sometimes, as far as I can scientifically determine, it just yowls.

3 Bitches I hate!

MySpace | Trap | 3 Bitches I hate!

1336220356_m.jpgIf your a bitch, but don't like it when a nigga calls you a bitch, BITCH, don't come back. I just call you a bitch cause I don't know all your names individually. This is not a page where your self esteem means much to me (if anything at all),
You see these BITCHES on my page?, they all earned the right to be on my page, and do you know why?, cause they some bad ass bitches! You and your self esteem better go to, YOU TUBE or ZANGO, or some ole' off kilter ass site like that!

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October 24, 2006

Who cares if she's hot, the fucking UI sucks shit

MsDewey.jpgMs. Dewey: Taking cute too far
If you haven't seen Ms. Dewey, you will probably be hearing about her. She's trying to kill the memory of Jeeves, who you formerly asked. She's also a disaster as far as UI goes. Built in Flash, Ms. Dewey is an antropomorphized search page that features an actress who apparently spent about 20 minutes in front of a green screen making chit-chat that loops as you contemplate your search and the results. She gets impatient, calls "Type something here," taps the screen and asks if anyone is out there,
pouts (she's hot, so she can get away with it like Jeeves never could, a conceit that is sexist on innumerable levels), but mostly proves, as Google Blogoscoped put it, that she—the search interface—is "inhumanly dumb."

I hate stupid people.

ProgressiveU.org | Megan | I hate stupid people.

moose.gifIn other dumb football player news. Lately, our town was slightly shaken up. For a small place there is a lot of controversy. A bunch of the JV Football players got caught in a hazing scandel. What happened was they held down a boy and forced themselves upon him. Basically, they mouth raped him and he was in 7th grade. Because they were football players you know what happened to them? NOTHING.

“We need to think very, very clearly about who the enemy is. The enemy is the United States of America and everyone who supports it.”

Hawaii Reporter | Hate America Professor

After all, Professor Trask has composed poetry riddled with themes of hate and physical violence. For example, observe Trasks’ poem “Racist White Woman”:

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Why I Fucking Hate Weblogs!

Introduction: Weblogs are Fucking Stupid

KeyboardSmashComputer.gifWeblogs suck ass. What the fuck is up with this shit? Fuck. Who the fuck cares what these people think about oatmeal or what the UN did last week? Nobody!

October 19, 2006

Ghosts Steal Baby!