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March 17, 2007

I hate this urinal

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March 16, 2007

Karl Marx hates you

March 07, 2007

"We hate gays" rally in Raleigh

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Here they go again. Ignorance and hatred dominated the local news following rally in Raleigh.

In what Democratic leadership accurately described as a political ploy, 3-5 thousand people were bused in to Raleigh yesterday to condemn their peaceful, and loving neighbors who just happen to be of the same sex. The contrast is stark between yesterday's rally supporting constitutionalized discrimination and the NAACP rally last month calling on the legislature to actualize their stated commitment to civil rights and civil liberties.

To their credit, Senate pro Basnight and Hackney were not moved. In response to Called2Action Chairman Steve Noble's assertion that his group is "able to bring pressure to bear on the people who have bottled [the amendment] up," the N&O reports that

Basnight isn't in a sweat.
"I really don't know what pressure is, so maybe I better learn."
Notwithstanding Basnight's and Hackney's determination not to bring a constitutional amendment to a floor vote, I still can't help but be disappointed by their default response to these efforts which amount to nothing more than,
"Hey, I'm all for discrimination against the gays. We proved it when we illegalized their relationships by statute more than 10 years ago."

Graphic Novels for People Who Hate Comics

I know, I know, these aren't Shitty (K)omics, but work with me.

watchmencover.jpgBibliophillic | Graphic Novels for People Who Hate Comics

Did you notice how the good graphic novels plumbed teen angst and autobiography for material? Did you further notice how the great graphic novels covered bigger subjects: the Holocaust, the Islamic Revolution, the Trojan War? Coincidence? I don’t think so.

The Complete Maus: A Survivor’s Tale by Art Spiegelman The most important graphic novel yet published. Maus recounts the experiences of Spiegleman’s father as a Polish Jew during the Holocaust. It won a special Pulitzer Prize in 1992. Outstanding. A+ $22.05 from Amazon. La Perdida by Jessica Abel La Perdida tells the story of Carla, an aimless young American woman living in Mexico City. The ending is a little Hollywood, but overall, this is a great read. B+ $12.97 from Amazon. Blankets or Good-Bye, Chucky Rice by Craig Thompson Thompson is a Portland-area creator. Blankets is considered his best work to date, and it’s fine in a Tori Amos sort of way, but feels a little sophomoric at times. I prefer the more imaginative Good-Bye, Chunky Rice. Blankets: B $18.87 from Amazon. Good-Bye, Chunky rice: B+ $9.97 from Amazon. Persepolis by Marjane Satrapi Persepolis is the autobiography of a woman who grew up in Iran during the reign of the Shah, and during the Islamic Revolution. This book has been compared (favorably) to Maus, and while it’s not quite up to that standard, it’s excellent nonetheless. Highly recommended. A- $11.67 from Amazon. Black Hole by Charles Burns One of the next books on my “to-read” shelf. This highly-acclaimed graphic novel is another portrait of adolescence. It combines a sexually-transmitted plague with a series of murders. Highly-regarded. Inc. $15.72 from Amazon. Jimmy Corrigan: The Smartest Kid in the World by Chris Ware The story of a sad family full of sad men. I collected this in comic book form during the mid-nineties — I bought the first issue on the day my father died — but haven’t read it since. Ware is the darling of the intelligentsia.B $22.05 from Amazon. Torso by Brian Michael Bendis Remember Eliot Ness of Untouchables fame? After he stood up to Al Capone in Chicago, he moved to Cleveland. This true-crime graphic novel tells of his other big case, the one that ruined him: a series of gruesome killings. A- out-of-print, but available used at $12.95 from Amazon. Age of Bronze: A Thousand Ships and Age of Bronze: Sacrifice by Eric Shanower Over the course of a planned seven volumes, Shanower is writing and drawing the history of the Trojan War using primary sources as reference. He’s dispensed with the gods and goddesses, but not their roles. When drawing the books, he relies on archaeological evidence to get the costumes, structures, and objects correct. This is great stuff. Age of Bronze: A Thousand Ships: A $13.57 from Amazon. Age of Bronze: Sacrifice: Inc. $12.97 from Amazon. Ghost World by Daniel Clowes Some of you have probably seen the film adaptation of this book. The graphic novel on which it is based is a little different, emphasizing the relationship between the two young women, and spending less time on secondary characters. This is really a series of eight short stories that hang together as a whole. Shortish. A- $9.20 from Amazon. American Splendor by Harvey Pekar This book contains dozens of short autobiographical bits from Pekar’s early work. Some are great, others are less impressive, but on the whole American Splendor does a great job capturing adult angst. I actually prefer the recent film, which is wonderfully post-modern and often hilarious. B+ $11.53 from Amazon. Locas by Jaime Hernandez Though this is a classic in the field, I haven’t read any of it yet. To quote Publishers Weekly: “These superb stories … define a world of Hispanic gang warfare, ’80s California, punk rock, women wrestlers and the subtle battle to stay true to oneself. Hernandez’s main characters are Maggie and Hopey, two adorable lesbian rockers who start out in a somewhat vague relationship.” Inc. $31.47 from Amazon. Palomar by Gilbert Hernandez If you enjoyed Like Water for Chocolate or One Hundred Years of Solitude, then Palomar may be for you. Publishers Weekly again: “The earliest stories in the book owe more to magical realism and Gabriel Garcia Marquez than to anything that had been done in comics before. But in later pieces … Hernandez’s style is entirely his own”. Inc. $25.17 from Amazon. Box Office Poison by Alex Robinson Here’s a graphic novel that I do not own and have not read. Box Office Poison gets rave reviews from every corner. From what I understand, it tracks the misadventures of a group of recent college grads. Inc. $18.87 from Amazon.

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March 01, 2007

I hate Sid Vicious

Sid Vicious sings My Way

Seriously. I hate his stupid ass face.

Asian paper’s ‘I Hate Blacks’ column condemned

20611cs.jpgPandagon | Asian paper’s ‘I Hate Blacks’ column condemned

AsianWeek regular contributor Kenneth Eng has a bit of a problem. He hates black people — and didn’t mind saying so in a column aptly entitled “Why I Hate Blacks.”

Well, I’m glad he didn’t mince words. Eng, who in another one of his “God of the Universe” columns referred to himself as an “Asian supremacist,” is suffering from a terminal case of ignorance — with complications of bigotry added in there for further misery.

AsianWeek pulled Eng column, but it received a lot of coverage on the blogs, including this story in the San Francisco Chronicle.

…”The hate is based on ignorance and is very similar to the rationales that the KKK uses against African Americans,” said Henry Der, director for 22 years of Chinese for Affirmative Action and the former state administrator for Emeryville’s schools.

“What gives me the greatest concern was AsianWeek’s judgment in printing such a piece out of context,” Der said. “It is so trite and hateful, it doesn’t speak well for the publication.”

Reasons I Hate Geek Culture And Am Not A Geek

ist2_903412_geek_girl.jpgZenarchery | Reasons I Hate Geek Culture And Am Not A Geek


  • Fuck Star Trek.

  • Fuck anime, except Miyazaki.
  • Open Source = eight million assholes ignoring user requests to design a decent goddamn UI. Also, Richard Stallman is an annoying asshole.

  • GIMP is not a substitute for Photoshop, unless you’re drawing pictures of Tux the goddamn penguin.

  • I haven’t been a regular video gamer since I discovered pussy, guitars and psychedelic drugs.

  • I’ve actually discovered pussy, guitars and psychedelic drugs.

  • Do you really think dressing like Neo and going to LAN parties is cool? Really?

  • The next time somebody drops an Emacs joke, I’m kicking your fucking dork ass.

  • Trance music? Yeah, for scoring raver pussy. Why don’t you try listening to something that takes more than three minutes to make?
  • I don’t need every life activity translated into a humorous “for geeks” manual.

  • Writing sci fi stories about doing subversive shit is not as cool as actually going out and doing subversive shit.

  • On the other hand, you don’t need a gun, there, Doc Hypertext, because nobody’s gonna start a war at your fucking LAN party. Geeks bearing guns is about as pointless as Mormon missionaries bearing coke spoons. You are not dangerous and you live a sedentary lifestyle, you disgusting little poseur piece of shit.

  • Also, the reason you’re a cyberlibertarian is because you’re from the American middle class. Everyone else hates you. All black people hate you. I hate you. You’re not a cowboy or a pirate. You’re a pampered little cunt, and your little stash of legally-obtained rifles isn’t going to save you when the poor rise up against you.
  • Screen names are for people too chickenshit to use their real names. Welcome to my contempt.

  • Blogs are not a revolution. Blogs are a content management system. Blogs have never caused a real political upheaval. Blogs just make sure that every asshole in the world feels like they’re important. (I’m not excluded from this.)

  • Wikipedia is not an encyclopedia. Shut up.

  • Information doesn’t want to be free. Information doesn’t want anything. It’s not even a good metaphor. Stop stealing music and claiming the high moral ground. You’re a piece of shit and Lars Ulrich is going to come and fuck your eyes out.
  • Second Life? Maybe when you’ve got a first life.

  • Mash-ups are not as cool as actually being creative. Dick.

  • Nothing on YouTube is as cool as a Terry Gilliam movie.

  • Video blogging? So now I have to look at your ugly ass?

  • No, I don’t care what you’re currently listening to while you LiveJournal. Whatever it is, it usually sucks.

  • I don’t give a fuck what Shinjuku teenagers think is cool. You know what’s cool? Not buying dogshit-shaped keychains out of vending machines and being part of an incredibly racist and xenophobic culture. That’s pretty cool.
  • XML cannot solve every problem in the world.

  • No, Warren Ellis isn’t kidding about hating you. Trust me.

  • Poetry generated by PERL scripts is not as good as, say, Federico Garcia Lorca, or even Rod fucking McKuen.

  • I got beat up in high school for totally different reasons than you did.