Lindsay Lohan Is McWhorey
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While away at rehab, actress Lindsay Lohan has been apparently sending text messages to some guy named Brody Jenner, asking him for things such as McDonald’s and sex.
From US:
We’ve eye-balled one particularly flirtatious sext-message that Lohan sent Jenner - former flame of Kristin Cavallari, Nicole Richie and Lauren Conrad - last Saturday night in which the 12-stepper, among other requests, texted that all she wanted was “McDonald’s and sex.”
Forgive me for playing the pragmatist, but if I were in rehab, I’m pretty sure I would be text messaging my friends for an eight ball of coke and a pint of Jack Daniels instead of seemingly innocuous items like McDonald’s and sex. I mean, why have friends if you can’t exploit their loyalty and convince them to smuggle in the good stuff via their assholes and/or large intestines.
Come on, Lindsay, you’re not Britney Spears. You shouldn’t be requesting McDonald’s and sex – or, as Britney would say, McDonald’s and making babies. You’re a single childless coke whore with a minor in alcoholism. Be proud of that and do whatever you need to do to feel special, especially if it means fulfilling my $1,000 prediction in this month’s dead pool.