174 Reasons Why I Hate Hippies.
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Often, my more tolerant friends will ask me: “Erik, why do you loathe hippies so? Why must you constantly launch invective-filled diatribes about them, seemingly at random?” Usually, I answer this question by accusing them of being hippies, a tactic which is usually followed by me never talking to them again, then launching invective-filled diatribes about them behind their backs.
This response to the hippies’ question is flawed, I know—but it is because it’s hard to sum up why I hate hippies so very, very much. But now I have an answer. Actually, I have 174 of them.