Poor Mojo's Two Minute Hate

I hate Black people.... No Mr. and Ms. Black, you are not owed anything in life. What happened in the past was tragic and wrong, but guess what, YOU were never a slave. ...

I guess I hate Navajos, Apache, Seminole, Potawatami, Lakota, Iriquois and other Tribes of North America. Why do people look at these distinct and separate tribes and lump them together? ...

I guess I hate women also. Just because I am against women in combat MOSs and Ratings, I have the nerve to believe that the most noble thing a woman can do is be a good wife and mother, and I don’t think a woman has the right to end the life of the human being living inside her....

I suppose I hate Christians too. I mean, Being a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, I’m just a heathen cultist who worships some dead guy named Brigham Smith and burn Bibles in satanic rituals while mesmerizing young women to become my polygamist wives. ...

And of course, I guess I hate all homosexuals. ... I guess being disgusted that gay men knowingly have sex with HIV+ men to purposefully get the disease (Bug Chasing) and I’m even more disgusted with the idea that there are people who organize parties called “Conversion Parties” for the sole purpose of helping people acquire HIV/AIDS. ...

The next group I must hate is Liberals in general. Apparently to disagree with a liberal is to hate them.... I must hate conservatives for the same reasons....

I Must Hate my brothers and sisters in arms in the US military, since I voted for “Dubya”… TWICE!...

I Must Hate anti war activists ... because I remind them that much of modern warfare is the propaganda front and “you don’t defeat the U.S. Military on the battlefield, you defeat them on the floor of the House and Senate”....

I must hate mothers, since I openly disagree with (and yes, even openly mock) the tactics and rhetoric of Cindy Whatsername for lying about her son’s stance on the war in Iraq...

I guess I hate all Asians because I don’t like their food, and think that the Kyoto treaty is biased towards them.

I guess I hate all animals because I think they taste good…

I guess I hate all life on the planet because I don’t think that global warming on earth (and other planets) is caused by man…

Did I miss anyone, or anything? If I missed your particular group or cause celeb, I guess it’s because I just hate it.