5 groups of people I hate
Rantings of a Sandmonkey | 5 groups of people I hate
2. The over-enthusiastic bathroom attendents: You go to take a piss, and while you are peeing, they bring you a piece of tissue, and place it on the divider between you and the next urinal, so, you know, you can wipe your hand after you, well, shake it off. Dude, I am gonna wash my hands anyway, so why are you handing me a tissue?
3. The West-el-Balad followers:Knowing that they can't come up with new good stuff, they refuse to release an album, opting instead to only play live-venues, thus ensuring that you get to hear those 3 [good] songs you like only at their concerts.... Dear West-el-Balad fan, you are getting milked dry by a bunch of washed-up musicians and you are loving it. Congratu-fuckin-lations, kid. You are a fuckin Moron.
4. The Nile FM DJ's: Hi, I am a no-body DJ from London. I suck so much, I couldn't find any other job other than being a DJ for Nile FM, where it doesn;t matter that I suck.... I usually boast to my friends back home of how I am working the peak houres in Cairo's #1 english-radio music station, but I forget to mention that we are Cairo's only english-radio music station...
5. The rabid non-fans: Last but not least, ladies and gentlemen, i present to you the Sandmonkey non-fans. Now, the fact that you care so much about what yours truly writes warms my heart, but it also pisses me off, because I hate delusional people, and if you read me every day, then you know you like me.