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"Michael Crook"

There's this guy...I made up...who is fictional...and his name is "Michael Crook." Here's his picture I created, and to which I hold the copyright:

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Any resemblance to "Michael Crook" and any person, living, dead, or shambling around in a hateful parody of life, is coincidental.

"Michael Crook" is a Holocaust denier. If only "Mike" lived in Germany, so he could go to prison and be raped.

I think I'll send "Michael Crook" to a gas chamber, so he can feel his lungs fill up with Zyklon-B and die:

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That's all for today for "Michael Crook", but don't worry! We'll be seeing lots of him real soon!

Update: This message will live here on top for a while. Scroll down for even more fucking hate.

Comments

I, for one, have never disrespected the office of "Michael Crook." Also, I heared that his penis was crushed in a tragic Jenna Jameson(tm) Cyberskin Vibrating Portable Pocket Pussy accident. Is this true?

{smooches!!!}
-Hugs

Hugs wrote:
>I heared that his penis was crushed in a tragic Jenna Jameson(tm) Cyberskin Vibrating Portable Pocket Pussy accident. Is this true?

Penis? There was one?

Alan

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