I just got chased by a vicious turkey.
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Today I learned that turkeys are sons of bitches.
I had to run some errands in the country near Annapolis and while driving I spotted a big-ass turkey standing on someone's front lawn. I stopped to check it out.
When I got out of the car, it seemed docile, so I snapped a few pictures. In turkey religion, this must steal their souls because at that point it flared out its tail feathers and charged me like a pissed off miniature grizzly bear....
Now I feel even better about eating these beasts for Thanksgiving. They are not nice animals.