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Dachshund Diaries | I Hate Waiting For Things
As Momma will tell you I am a typical Dachshund who hates waiting for things and all of a sudden there seems to be sooooo much to wait for…
[T]here’s this big bird (bigger than me) sitting in the fridge instead of the oven. I asked Momma what the deal was and she said it was for Thanksgiving and that we would be eating him in 2 days. 2 days! I don’t know 2 days from 2 minutes or 2 years. All I know is that means more WAITING!
And if all of that isn’t bad enough she came home this morning with my Christmas cards to send out, but said I would have to WAIT to get any in the mail from my friends!
I’m headed for a breakdown and fast! Oh, and I forgot the biggest waiting of all…Present Day, which you hoomans call Christmas! I can’t take it I tell you!