Poor Mojo's Two Minute Hate: Gold-digging, abusive, manipulating shrew Heather Mills McCartney wonders why nobody likes her

"Dear Heather, you are nothing but a bloody gold-digger disgrace. Go to your bloody minefields, preferably without a detector."

"One-legged bitch! How dare you do this to Paul! Die ugly dog!"...

"His kids were right about you. You will never be a lady! Linda was a real wife. You are a nobody. Now clear off and disappear!"

Heather Mills McCartney says she'd rather have "all her limbs cut off" than be "vilified" for having the bad luck to love Sir Paul McCartney:

"I would rather someone come up and chop off all my limbs than go through what I went through," she said.

She added: "It's a fact because if your limbs are chopped off you ... get another limb and there's light at the end of the tunnel.

"When you're vilified for doing nothing but falling in love with an icon ... I'd rather have all of my limbs cut off that's the God's honest truth."

Actually, this makes sense. Those three functioning limbs must make it hard for her to slither.

Poor Mojo's Two Minute Hate