A Poem: I Hate Thanksgiving (circa 2005)
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Turkey, stuffing, gravy and potatoes.
I still hate Aunt Deb's green bean casserole.
Gobble, Gobble, Gobble my dinner once said.
Where did mom go? Oh she's drunk in bed.
I still hate Aunt Deb's green bean casserole.
Gobble, Gobble, Gobble my dinner once said.
Where did mom go? Oh she's drunk in bed.
The dinner is ready, and Uncle Steve is still late.
My gay brother brought his homosexual date.
We all bow our head as Dad says grace.
Our Atheist Sister Denise makes an angry face.
We all sit down to eat our turkey dinner.
Right about then, reverend bob yells Denise is a sinner.
Sis jumps up, and flings her slice of pie.
The dog jumps to catch it and lands on the gay guy.
Grandma steps on the cat, who ran from the dog.
The carpet catches on fire from a fireplace log.
The babies are screaming in their high chairs
The kids are pulling out each others hairs.
Right about then I yell out singing
I can't wait for Christmas, because I hate Thanksgiving.