Top 10 reasons we hate CFA's
Under The Counter | We are not haters here at underthecounter.
 | ...[H]onestly, we love all of god's creatures.
Except for CFA's. Thus, we are thinking of banning CFA's from reading underthecounter. They are not hard to pick out from a crowd as we can smell their arrogance from a mile away. For what its worth, they smell like a green eyeshade crossed with a cheap suit. |
10) They are so damn smug because they passed a stupid test. OK three tests
9) The CFA Institute reminds us of a cult. Its scientology for bean counters
8) CFA's make lousy wingmen. They repel women
7) Charlottesville, VA was part of the Confederacy. The rebs lost the civil war. We hate losers
6) CFA's hide behind their designation after bottom-quartile performance
5) CFA charterholders mock their Code of Ethics when they are drunk. Thats just wrong
4) 52% of the people who passed the exam before 1993 had their roomate take it
3) CFA shingles are uglier than most of Stevie Cohen's art collection
2) Because we have never seen a CFA reading Trader Monthly
1) Because they are Cocky Freaking Assholes
Glad I got that off my chest.