Overheard in New York | Don't Hate Wednesday, Hate the One-Liners
 | - Guy with headphones to passerby in the rain: I hate that umbrella! I'm gonna break that umbrella! I'm gonna knock that umbrella out of your hands! --Union Square
- Teen boy to another teen boy: I really hate my mom because she grounds me all the time, that's why I got grounded. --B44 bus, Nostrand Ave & Ave Y
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JAP: And so he was like, 'Wanna go make out?' and I was like, 'Ok,' so we did and that was fun or whatever, but I don't know... We don't actually like each other at all, we really can't stand each other. --The Tea Lounge, 7th Ave, Park SlopeBlack female after being insulted by a Black male clerk in a store: I hate Black people. --Graham Avenue, BrooklynSuit: Fuckin' guy, that fuckin' attorney. I hate him. I hate'em all. Myself too, I shouldn't have gone to law school. He probably hates himself, unless he's too fuckin' stupid to regret it. We're all a bunch of miserable self-loathing fucks, nobody likes attorneys.--J & R, Park Row