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I Hate Kids and Old People

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I mean to say, I hate your kids and old people that go to movies.... In terms of children, there are two cases; infants and children. Each bugs me for different reasons. The main issue is that they disrupt the movie going experience of others in the theater.

kid.jpg Parents, stop thinking about yourself and think about the others around you.... Moreover, your baby is not cute. Your baby is loud.... True story - when I went to see American Pie, there was a five-year-old sitting next to me. What the hell is that?
oldguy.jpgOld people are a completely different story. And they are typically problems at art theaters... because they tend to play fare that attracts an older audience... Because of this, screenings tend to be pretty empty.
And herein lies the problem. I believe in this little thing called personal space.... On more than one occasion, an old person has sat ...directly next to me, with no empty seat in between. This may not seem weird, until you notice that there are perhaps 15 people in the theater. WTF? Why the hell are you sitting RIGHT NEXT TO ME?

Posted by Alan on October 25, 2006 04:22 PM |

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