Poor Mojo's Two Minute Hate

But in the late 1970s the old Hippies began to make Halloween an adult event. Now that the Hippies control our culture, Halloween has become what the Times called our national "bacchanal."...The word "bacchanal" means "an orgy," "a debauched saturnalia," "a carousal," "a drunken, licentious revelry" ...

I don't blame you young people. Your generation did not make Halloween what it now is. It was the old Hippies, your parents' generation, who made Halloween a drunken, wild, debauched orgy. The Hippies are to blame - the Ozzie Osbourne, Mick Jagger, Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan, Joni Mitchell, Carly Simon crowd. They're almost as bad even after they become Christians. The women still don't pluck their eyebrows or comb their stringy hair and fix it. They still have hair growing out of their noses and food sticking between their straggly teeth. They still think they are right on every point - at all times. This is the crowd of old Hippie Neanderthals who gave you "the age of Aquarius" and the modern bacchanal of Halloween - when they turn the entire United States of America into New Orleans at Mardi Gras - and swim through an ocean of their own vomit to worship Dracula and Frankenstein!

I hate everything the old Hippies do - from the old Hippie Bill Clinton to the old Hippie Rosie O'Donnell. I hate their way of life - and I hate their Halloween! I hate Halloween! Tell somebody I said it! I hate Halloween!