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Vox | City Chicken | Brian Burwell can fuck off
Brian Burwell writes a sports column for the St. Louis Post Dispatch. This is an excerpt from it today.

We're a heartier baseball bunch here. We brace for the chill of the night with a bit more style and substance than all those Tigers weather weenies who showed up for Game 2 in Detroit looking like they were on their way to an Upper Peninsula hunting lodge instead of the Fall Classic.
So what can you expect at Busch tonight for Game 3 of the World Series? I'm thinking fur.

Byran Burwell, Village Idiot

Yeah, we wear Carhartts and flannel caps in Michigan. Funny how a columnist from St. Louis isn’t saying shit about it until he’s BACK at home, the bitch-made punk. ... So, Brian Burwell claims St. Louis, MO to have a bit more “style and substance." Does it? How exactly is this measured? Well, it sure as fuck isn’t in median income, apparently.

In a 2004 cnn.com poll, Detroit ranked fourth in the Poorest American Cities list with a population greater than 250,000... St. Louis is sixth.... So, you’re just as broke and dumb as we are. That’s what I don’t understand. It’s like two gays guys in an argument and Percy calls Cecil “ a fag.” Well, so are YOU, ya dumb fuck.