Things I hate about my Flatmate
In this blog, I intend to list one event per day that my flatmate does to piss me off
My housemates are Tigger and Loose. Loose is my landlord. She is lovely. She has a little king Charles spaniel, which is a cool little dog. Got a real personality. Or dogality. Whatever.
But of course good people, there is a lining of shit to this particular cloud of spun dreams.
 | You see, I am a cat hater. It is a personality trait which some people regard as a defect. It is how I am. I can't help it.
Tigger is a cat. A fluffy motherfucker. This thing yowls when it wants food. It yowls when it wants company. It yowls when it wants out. Sometimes, as far as I can scientifically determine, it just yowls. |