We have no money to pay you, but our offer stands that, if you happen to be in or around Ann Arbor, MI or San Francisco, CA, we shall buy you one (1) beer of our choice, and it will generally be a good beer. If you have five pieces published with us, and don't want your beers, you can swap those five (5) undrunk beers for one (1) super-special, only-for-authors t-shirt.

Also, by submitting to us you are agreeing to the fact that when we publish your work, we have Digital Archive Rights-- which basically means we're allowed to keep your stuff on our servers so that all the world can see and enjoy it. Also, please note that we're a flexible bunch, in case parting with these rights is a big issue for any reason.

Paste your submission below and click "Send." All rules still apply.

(i.e., Open your story, poem, or rant in the word processor of your choosing, pull down the EDIT menu, choose SELECT ALL, then choose COPY. Now click inside the tall box below, then pull down the EDIT menu again and click PASTE. Voilà!)