Rant: Sword of My Mouth: A Review in Conversation
Poetry: White Teeth
Rant: Flag Day: Schools Should Not Teach Kids To Verbally Fellate Flags(with Addendum)
Rant: In the Event of Space Monkey Hyperevolution
Rant: "In The Event Of Moon Disaster" and "In the Event of Space Monkey Hyperevolution"(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
Fiction: Vampire Bananas
Rant: The Last Time I Saw bin Laden
Rant: The Last Time I Saw bin Laden(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
Rant: The Last Time I Saw bin Laden(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
Fiction: Blue
Poetry: The Honorable Watson Remembers a Late-Day Lawn, a Student Post Meridiem
Fiction: A Disquieting Event Perpetrated on Phillip Marszalek, Gen. Mgr. of a Halston's Pharmacy
Rant: The Nastiness Online: A Rant in Conversation
Poetry: Shotgun
Fiction: An Original Performance Art Piece
Rant: Briefly Regarding the Heuristics of Self and Other and the Ramifications on the Self-Ideation of Economic Personhood: The Parable Of The Copper Pennies
Poetry: Bill Smith
Poetry: I Have A Way Of Guaranteeing
Fiction: Saturday Morning on the Way to the Mall
Fiction: Fast Learner
Fiction: Whatsoever Comes After
Rant: Ask Not
Rant: Ask Not(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
Poetry: Chile in Five Course
Rant: Any Country That Calls It Grog Is OK in My Book
Fiction: When Meep Stays
Fiction: So, What's in the Bag?
Rant: The Writer's Life: A Letter From New York City
Fiction: Pool Dreams
Rant: Nate Crumpley
Rant: The Invention of the English
Rant: We Whistlers in the Graveyard
Rant: My Kid Sister Has Cancer
Rant: Feels Like I'm Fixing to Die
Rant: David Nelson is Dead
Rant: A Suicide Note In A Sewing Table
Rant: Thanksgiving & Dark Hungers: Flesh, Guns and Blood
Rant: The Half-Life of Shame
Rant: Yeats on New Orleans, from Beyond the Grave
Rant: Life and Death and Electromagnetic Radiation
Rant: Sinister Jokes as Koans
Rant: Three Signs Of The End Times
Rant: Briefly on What's Wrong with Gay Marriage
Rant: A Letter to the President: Malkovich Yoga Vindaloo
Rant: Your Data Is Fungible
Rant: Happy Quatro de Mayo!
Rant: The Audience is Listening
Rant: Six Strategies for Coping with Isolation
Rant: Hey, Baby
Rant: The Invention of the English(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
Rant: Direct Translations of Six Phrases I Used in Costa Rica
Rant: International Relations
Rant: Homewreckers
Rant: The Creepiest Film Ever Made
Rant: Six Choking Hazards You Never Imagined
Poetry: Shakespeare's Sonnet #130 on Acid
Poetry: Love Song of T. Alva Edison
Poetry: Doggerel for the Day After (An Electoral Elegy)
Fiction: The Tendency to Draw Together
Fiction: Another Locked Room
Fiction: 1K+1 Astral Nights: Prologue
Fiction: 1K+1 Astral Nights: Cycle 1, Packet 1
Fiction: 1K+1 Astral Nights: Cycle 1, Packet 2
Fiction: 1K+1 Astral Nights: Cycle 1, Packet 3
Fiction: 1K+1 Astral Nights: Cycle 1, Packet 4
Fiction: 1K+1 Astral Nights: Cycle 1, Packet 5
Fiction: 1K+1 Astral Nights: Cycle 1, Packet 6
Fiction: The Gingerbread Man
Fiction: Rejected Curios: Joe Louie Armstrong's "Valved Bugle"
Fiction: Another Locked Room(a Poor Mojo's Classic)